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Sean

Radius, tearing up: thats the cutest fucking thing i'v ever seen In my lif-

Sean: gets shot

Radius: loud cry/scream

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Lucius: What's heaps to the happin'? 

Lucius: as the cool kids say

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Gideon: I don't know how to ask Saya out..

Mina: just say what comes to mind!

Gideon: ok!

*later*

Saya: oh, hey Gid-

Gideon: MY WINKER WONKER TINKER TONKER WANTS TO SLIP INSIDE YOUR STINKER STONKER

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Radius: MINA THERES A GUN MAN ON THE LOOSE!

Mina: A GUN MAN?!

Radius: YEAH, HE-

Sean: waitwaitwait did you say theres a gun man on the loose? where Is he?

Radius: he's outside-

Sean, running outside: HEY! I'M RIGHT HERE!

Rade and Mina: NO SEAN-

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Radius: THANK YOU FOR FILLING MY DYING WISH WHICH IS TO DIE!

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Sean: that guy really hates us, Rade.

Radius: maybe he's homophobic.

Sean: but we're not gay.

Radius: we're not?

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Liam: what's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?

Anakin: what?

Liam: theres 20 of them.

Anakin: Jesus Christ

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Naomi: I think you have ptsd

Juno: yeah, I have ptsd. proficient talent for sucking dick!

Naomi: I think we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism

Juno: Naomi, I don't think you understand how clever what i just said was.

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Lucius, laughing: REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME YOU CAUGHT ME AND LIAM MAKING OUT A--

Mina: YES I DO LUCY

Mina: VERY CLEARLY SINCE IT HAPPENED 20 MINUTES AGO

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Lizzie: do you think sand Is called sand because Its between sea and land?

. . . 

Lizzie: I'm being serious Saya-

Saya: I know you are..

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Sophia: Lucy, you're doing that thing again where you're so unfunny It Irritates me.

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Juno wakes up In the middle of the night to see Naomi In his closet

Naomi: OK- wait- before you call the police!

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