Incorrect Quotes 10 homicide department

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I thought It'd be fun to do one of these where its exclusively the OCs that work in the homicide department. all the OCs are connected, but wee woooooo. this might be shorter than normal but that doesnt really matter lol 

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Parker: the victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an alter made of antlers

Radius: dear god...

Keith: most likely yes

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Keith: what are they In for?

Zookeeper: this Isn't a prison

Keith: so they can leave whenever they want?

Zookeeper: well no, but-

Keith, pointing at a penguin: I bet that one killed someone

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Connor: I can identify any bird

Parker, holding up a picture of a Great skua: ok, whats this one?

Connor: yep thats defiantly a bird

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Keith: *pushing on a door clearly labelled pull*

Radius, filming him: try pushing harder

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Zadie: you often use humor to deflect trauma

Connor: thank you

Zadie: I didnt say that was a good thing

Connor: what I'm hearing Is, you think I'm funny

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Parker: But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man

Connor: yeah, Unisex!

Parker: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago

Connor: No, Parker! U-N-I-sex

Parker: Well, I ain't gonna say no to that

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Zadie: I can't believe you two would do something like this, I'm at a loss for words

Later...

Radius & Keith: despite being at a loss for words, she proceeded to yell at us for the next 40 minutes

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Connor: It's early, but Ima go ahead and exclaim that this Is the best thing I'll see all day!

Radius: No mirrors in your house?

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Keith: what does that say?

shows sign saying "NO FISHING"

Maddie: u-uh, um.. "No sitting- um, when you're fishing"

Keith: thats right, so we're gonna stand up and fish, ok?

Maddie: yeah

Keith: lets get it

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Ragnarok: Is there anything you'd like to share with me before we go?

Keith: I-love you

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