Grace: Are you okay?
Sean, lying face down on the carpet: I'm having me time.
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Mina: I like dark humor
Sean:
Sean, turning off the lights: wanna hear a joke?
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Saya: and they were roommates...
Gideon: my god, they were roommates...
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the start of all I want for Christmas Is you Is playing In the background
Mina, whirl smiling: why are you making me sing? I hate singing! like when do I even come In? I don't-- chuckles
song begins
Mina, singing: IIII... don--
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Elijah: everyone's waifu's sucks...
long silence...
Elijah: unless It's themselves!
Elijah, putting sunglasses on as commercial music play In the background: hi, I'm Elijah, and welcome to my top ten self-care tips! number 10 Is be your own waifu or husbando.
Elijah, holding up a picture of himself: as you can see, this Is MY husbando!
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Mina: how do you like your coffee?
Gideon: as dark and bitter as my soul
Mina: one glass of milk coming up
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Elijah: food Is too hot, can't eat It
Nikau: you're too hot and I still eat you
Elijah: O////O
Nikau: >;3
Evie: one dinner... I just want ONE DINNER-
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Sean: I could totally survive in the wilderness alone if I needed to.
Also Sean: If I see a single snake or spider I am going to lose my shit.
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If they all had a group chat
Sean: first person to respond Is gat
Sean: *gay
Sean: wait...
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Gideon: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Liam: I've witnessed the dumb stuff
Lucius: I've recorded the dumb stuff
Saya: I joined you In the dumb stuff
Mina: I HAVE TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
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Liam: I played scrabble last night.. It was a nightmare
Mina: why?? scrabble Is great!
Liam: not when you play with Sophia...
Liam: she, a 9 year old, puts words like "aposiopesis". whirl I, a 16 year old, put "dog"
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Lucius: here you go Anakin! nice hot cup of coffee!
Anakin: oh, It's cold
Lucius: nice cup of coffee!
Anakin: It's horrible!
Lucius: cup of coffee!
Anakin: I'm not even sure this Is coffee??
Lucius: cup!
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Sean: I'm going to sing a song for you all!
Sean: It's called... "my life so far"!
Sean: *inhale and plays a chord*
Sean: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
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Evie: If I punch myself and It hurts, am I strong or weak?
Grace: you're weak
Lizzie: you're strong
Sophia: you're stupid
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Deshane: what doesn't kill me better start running
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Mina, at the hospital: you were stabbed, do you remember anything?
Sean: only the ambulance ride to the hospital
Mina: that wasn't an ambulance, I drove you
Sean: but I heard a siren?
Mina: that was Rade
Radius: sorry, I got nervous...
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Sophia: I assume you realize that this kind of Idiocy will not be tolerated here...
Lucius: Is there another type of Idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
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Gideon: I'm like a bad child hood.
Gideon: something bad no one wanna talk about
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Saya: sets fire to clothes pile
Saya: and just like that, laundry is done
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sorry got really lazy on finishing this one
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incorrect quotes OCs
Humorhi yes hello, i made this for funnsies. its pretty much me and a friend OC's as incorrect quotes. hope you enjoy uwu
