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Ayyyy new incorrect qoutes, been a whirl since the last lol

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Elijah: whats an orgasm?

Evie: when you fold paper to look like birds and shit

Nikau: thats oregano bitch

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Theo: I hope I dont have to fight my evil shadow self today

Trauma: hey

Theo: no fucking way

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In a tec support chat

Calliope: hello would you like some assistance? (I am a real person)

Svetlana: if you are real type penis

Calliope: penis

Calliope: lol

Svetlana: lol nice

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Liam: hey bro?

Lucius: yeah bro?

Liam: can you hand me that pamphelt?

Lucius: brochure

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Riley, looking at her reflection in the bathroom mirror at 2 am: Im cute but theres something terribly wrong with me

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Sonnet: whats your favorite number?

Sophia: 17,863 

Sonnet: mines 7

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Romeo: will you be my girlfriend?

Deshane: Sodium Hydride Hypobromite

Romeo: what?

Deshane: NaH BrO

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Saya: the only acceptable icing is buttercream. Whipped icing is a cowards choice and fondant people are demons and gotta meet me in the street for their poor life choices that led them to accept Play-Doh as acceptable cake decoration

Cameron: turn on ya location and we can talk

Saya: hope you understand sign language then cause all you're gonna be seeing are these hands

Anakin: damn shits getting real in the cake decorating fandom

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Max: thats an unlucky penny

Saya: what makes it unlucky?

Max: my brother found it instead of me

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Cameron: did you pay... the bills?

Cams shitty parents: I thought.. you wanted to do that?

Cameron: *passive aggresive giggle* YOU WERE WRONG

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Theo: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Nikau: 'Prettiest Smile'

Evie: 'Nicest Personality'

Kiri: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

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