Ayyyy new incorrect qoutes, been a whirl since the last lol
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Elijah: whats an orgasm?
Evie: when you fold paper to look like birds and shit
Nikau: thats oregano bitch
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Theo: I hope I dont have to fight my evil shadow self today
Trauma: hey
Theo: no fucking way
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In a tec support chat
Calliope: hello would you like some assistance? (I am a real person)
Svetlana: if you are real type penis
Calliope: penis
Calliope: lol
Svetlana: lol nice
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Liam: hey bro?
Lucius: yeah bro?
Liam: can you hand me that pamphelt?
Lucius: brochure
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Riley, looking at her reflection in the bathroom mirror at 2 am: Im cute but theres something terribly wrong with me
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Sonnet: whats your favorite number?
Sophia: 17,863
Sonnet: mines 7
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Romeo: will you be my girlfriend?
Deshane: Sodium Hydride Hypobromite
Romeo: what?
Deshane: NaH BrO
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Saya: the only acceptable icing is buttercream. Whipped icing is a cowards choice and fondant people are demons and gotta meet me in the street for their poor life choices that led them to accept Play-Doh as acceptable cake decoration
Cameron: turn on ya location and we can talk
Saya: hope you understand sign language then cause all you're gonna be seeing are these hands
Anakin: damn shits getting real in the cake decorating fandom
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Max: thats an unlucky penny
Saya: what makes it unlucky?
Max: my brother found it instead of me
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Cameron: did you pay... the bills?
Cams shitty parents: I thought.. you wanted to do that?
Cameron: *passive aggresive giggle* YOU WERE WRONG
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Theo: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Nikau: 'Prettiest Smile'
Evie: 'Nicest Personality'
Kiri: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
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incorrect quotes OCs
Humorhi yes hello, i made this for funnsies. its pretty much me and a friend OC's as incorrect quotes. hope you enjoy uwu