Liam: ey bro close your eyes
Lucius: ok bro
Liam: what you see bro
Lucius: nothin bro
Liam: thats my world without you bro
Lucius: b r o
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Gideon: I only feel one emotion and It's anger.
Saya: last night you drunk texted me a load of hearts?
Gideon: out of anger
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Nikau: wow the stars sure are beautiful tonight
Evie: yeah
Nikau: you know who else Is beautiful?
Evie: who?
Nikau: Elijah.
Evie: I know right?
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Sean: no one loves me...
Radius: are you sure?
Sean: yeah...
Radius, pointing to himself aggressively: ARE YOU SURE?!
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Sean, to Gideon: no I'm just saying, no one's really- no one's really complimented you so far, you're doing really well!
Lucius: keep it up chimp!- I mean champ!
everyone: *giggling quietly*
Gideon: alright, dicks...
Lucius: It's funny 'cuz I called him little monkey man! >:3
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At Mina and Anakin's wedding
Sean: hey, why Is the bride wearing all white?
Radius: 'cause It's the happiest day of her life?
Sean: then why Is the man wearing all black?
Radius:
Radius: dude-
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Saya: you look nice, I wanna kiss you
Gideon: what-
Saya: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU!
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Sean: OH-KAAAAYYY!
Sean:
Sean: wow that's all the energy I have left In my life...
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Sean: I'm like climate change
Radius: hot?
Sean: no, only a few people believe In me...
Radius: only smart people believe In you.
Sean:
Sean: that was a pretty clever way to turn my self-deprecating thoughts around ngl-
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Saya, banging on closet door: Gideon, open up!
Gideon: well... It all started when my dad left--
Radius: no, she meant--
Mina: wait, let him finish.
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Sean: did you eat all my powdered donuts?
Mina, sweating: no
Sean: then whats the white powder on your jeans?
Mina, panicking: that's cocaine.
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Sophia teaching Evie, Elijah, and Nikau math
Sophia, pointing to a triangle: this means its 90 degrees
Elijah: how can it be 90 degrees? It's winter?
Sophia: no, the angle Is--
Nikau: because of global warming!
Sophia: goddammit...
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Deshane: we're adults
Liam: when did that happen?
Lucius: and how do we make it stop?
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Saya: I don't want you all to think that Gideon and I are dating, because we're not.
Gideon: that was purely accidental intercourse
Mina: you had intercourse accidentally? what were you two trying to do?
Saya: was just going to ask him some questions
Anakin: and then your pants fell off??
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Liam: being gay Isn't a choice, Its a game and I'm winning
Lucius, burst down the door: THINK AGAIN, TWINK
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Gideon: and how do you think you're gonna stop me?
Saya: I'll tell Mina
Gideon:
Gideon: you sick bastard-
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Lucius, to Deshane: I bet ya got a real supple pussy
Deshane: what the fuck
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Elijah: guys! look at the stars!
Mina: they sure are beautiful
Grace: Indeed
Lucius: ye ye
Radius: you guys know who else Is beautiful?
All of them, at the same time: Sean
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Sophia: If a snake bites you and you die, It's venomous, but If you bite a snake and you die, It's poisonous.
Mina: what If It bites me and It dies?
Sophia: then you're poisonous
Radius: what If It bites Itself and I die?
Sophia: thats voodoo...
Sean: what If It bites me and someone else dies?
Sophia: that's correlation, not causation
Liam: what If we bite each other and none of us die?
Lucius: thats kinky
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Sean: hi, I'm Sean! and you are..
Radius: questioning my sexuality
Gideon: suddenly very sure I'm not straight
Sean:
Sean: niCE TO MEET YOU TOO
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Elijah: *eats cinnamon roll*
Nikau: that's cannibalism
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Lucius: Honestly, my favourite part about Sean is the fact he's short enough I can hold things out of his reach and make him beg for them
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incorrect quotes OCs
Humorhi yes hello, i made this for funnsies. its pretty much me and a friend OC's as incorrect quotes. hope you enjoy uwu
