Random
It's like wow man, totally random
Just seen two hedgehogs, cycling tandem
A flying pig, well a Police controlled spy
With remote controlled cameras up in the sky
And just for a second I thought it was true
The man in the mirror was actually you
But how could it be, he's grey and tired
Mirror, you're broken "Now sod-off, you're Fired"
People keep saying the most random things
If time could really fly, my watch would have wings
Oh and you're just like your brother, how bloody absurd
We're from the same gene-pool, we roam the same herd
Kids are the best at random one-liners
They're put here on earth to really define us
They use the words that we say the most
Which is why she says Daddy's burnt the effing toast
I love the fact that we say silly things
Or use made-up words, innit mate, blates, bling
Just to be popular on iTunes main chart
Or randomly put "Am I being an ol'fart?"
Well that's me for today, I'm over my rant
My words will get into you just like an implant
You'll see this and think it's Badgers' memorandum
A note to you all about being totally 'Random'
XBadgerX
