So I don't use these words enough...(P.G)
Is there a wrong way to say this?
I really want a shite
A crap, a shit, a poo
Or am I in the right?
I love to say piss a lot
Not because it's rude
Just because to urinate
Sounds like growing food
Oh of course there's fuck
Or fucking fucked-up fucker
It's so fucking wonderful
The word is fucking pucker
Now don't tell your mother this
But I love that word cunt
It's lovely, it's aggressive
And it is a ladies front
And there are others that I like
Cock, twat, arse and prick
Arsehole, minge and clunge
Are simple, effective and quick
Sharp and to the point
That's how I like to curse
And somehow I have managed
To get them all in verse
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