Making fun of ourselves

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Madara stared incredulously at the matching tees Hashirama was showing him. He raised one questioning eyebrow before scowling. Just what had possessed his boyfriend to buy something like that? Hashirama, for his part, just grinned happily waving the tees in the air. Madara sighed.

The offending matching items were a pair of deep green t-shirts, at least two sizes bigger than usual, one reading 'BIG SPOON AND LITTLE SPOON' and the other 'KNIFE'. If Madara was to be honest they were kind of silly and just Hashirama's style and exactly what they needed to make fun of each other.

Hashirama tossed him the 'KNIFE' shirt before putting on his own and Madara shook his head before wearing the absurd thing. They took a selfie and Hashirama sent it to their whole family, even their high schooler nephews.

That night, Madara spooned Hashirama just to spite him.

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