I just wanted you to know that, baby, you're the best

Izuna's idea of a party

Hashirama stared offended – and quite horrified – at the text Izuna had just sent him for three whole minutes. Then he dialed Madara's number.

"I don't care. Whatever it is this newest craziness is, Madara. I. Don't. Care." "What." Hashirama huffed affronted and replied "Izuna. He's planning a gender swap party. So. You can tell your own brother no or I can do it." Hashirama ended the call before his boyfriend could even contemplate a reply and shoved his phone as deep as he could in his pocket.

He turned to glare at his brother, and Izuna's boyfriend, and for once Tobirama was the one who gulped before holding up his hands, in a clearly placating way, and stating "I told Izuna it was a horrible idea but did he ever listen?"

Hashirama glared at his brother first and then down at his coffee.