maybe i was boring | skephalo oneshots

skeppy loh

a/n: crack agaib agdjaba. i wrote this a while back b4 skeppy's loh.

warning: guns and implied death.

word count: 380

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skeppy felt his pulse quicken, forehead slick with sweat. four hours. four long, painful hours full of not-safe-for-work jokes and jabs thrown here and there from the contestants. all of that led to this, skeppy staring at his screen to see his best friend and a girl.

"skeppy has came to a decision," austin's voice was quiet compared to the drumming in skeppy's ears. "the winner of this love or host is..."

austin stop fuxking dragging itbout im not wrijfng rhis stalling whoreh

"BADBOYHALO!"

"oh my goodness," bad covered his mouth, though the way the corner of his lips turned indicated he was wearing a grin.

"urmomfat chose love that is sad anyway goodbye," austin removed the girl from the call. "skeppy, how we feeling?"

skeppy couldn't describe how happy he felt with his decision. he's been wanting to tell bad he loved him in the most indirect way possible, and this was it.

"great. i'm so fucking happy, honestly."

"language-"

austin chuckled, "well, don't get too excited. i haven't revealed if bad chose love or host yet."

skeppy was so confident bad chose love. they have known each other for so long, and all the flirtatious jokes they made felt more than just what they were, jokes. he believed in it so much, in fact, he couldn't hold back the words that came out of his mouth next.

"bad... badboyhalo. we've come so far since two years ago. two years ago when i signed up for staff on your minecraft server. two years ago when i helped you reach 100k on youtube. two years ago when we became friends. and- and as much as i like being your friend, that just isn't enough for me anymore."

"what do you mean, skeppy?" bad's voice was soft. hesitant.

"i love you, bad."

silence settled onto the air. it was uneasy and suffocating. it made skeppy want to take back every last word he uttered to bad.

"um well this is awkward umm lol" austin broke the quietness. "bad chose host so uhh"

"BAD ???!??"

"lol !!!! clout follow me on youtube badboyhalo twitch badboyhalo twitter badboyhalo instagram badboyhalo_ xD"

and then skeppy went to bads house and grabbed one of his guns and shot him the end