crack fic saiouma cause why not

what the actual fuck-

bi sexual paniks pov

I woke up in a strange room with a girl her name is kaede she's too optimistic she makes me tired like gurl let me give up-

We began searching around and we came too a classroom filled with music and we just hear two people yelling

"MEGA F@GGOT"

"ROBO BITCH"

I couldn't help but chuckle

We entered the room to see a toaster- shit no Its just a robot

And the other one-

Is that a purple troll...? Or is he just REALLY short

"HEY BLUEBERRY BITCH BOYYYY WAKE UP ARE YOU BRAIN DEAD OR SOME SHIT?!"

"H-huh what the fuck no why would I be dead- also are you a purple troll or a really short human?"

"shit I said that out loud" (if you get that reference Ily)

"wha- A FUCKING TROLL? YOU THINK OF ME AS LESS THEN A GOD!? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU....you..You...YOU FUCKING MEANINE BEANIE"

Anddddd now he's sobbing

"wonderful" I accidentally said sarcastically

Everyone stared at me

"I said that out loud too didn't I"

That optimistic as fuck piano bitch nodded

I sighed and walked out that piano bitch followed

We went to the warehouse where we found this other blond girl with big badonka honkers she's pretty but I'm gay, if I were straight I Probably wouldve- also rejected her I lied she's ugly and I'm betting 11037$ the tits are fake

Kayayayayayday seemed to like her though, she had a nosebleed and passed out

I looked down at her and laughed "rip will most definitely not be missed"  

That big titty girl turned over to us- well me

"hey! Were you staring at my lushes big titties I know they ama-"

"how much you wanna bet those are fake? And plus your ugly and I'm more in to short gremlins with 37 personalities"

"w-wha what the fuck! You don't like me! Ahahaha is never date an ugly emo like you anyways! I'm a lesbian you damn fool!"

I left leaving MS fake tits with dumb optimist hoe

I come across that short gremlin thing in the hall and he comes up to me

"heyyyy wanna make out~"

I pin him to the wall

"sure"

"woah woah woah am I interrupting something- ill leave its just what the fuck dudes- in public damn you guys Got some guts" A person that looks awfully like an avocado said

A very random hobo looking conronavirus prepared ass came up behind the avocado

"you really had to cock block them didn't you," he sighed "and it would've been so cool to see them have a make out session, oh how beautiful humanity is.."

the avocado turned to the one with the mask

"fuck it wanna make out in my dorm?" He said

The mask dude grabbed the avocado by the wrist and dragged him away and i heard him say

"imma need some rope from my lab, red rope specifically"

And then they were gone

"what the actual fuck-" I said

"don't mind them, back to what we were doing" he said pulling my chin to face him again while our faces were inches apart

Suddenly someone came running through it was in a blur but it seemed to have grey hair and a long black skirt

"oh what the fuck-"

"HEY DEGENERATES WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"

"IM TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH A BLUEBERRY STOP COCK BLOCKING US GOD DAMMIT"

Suddenly a girl appeared out of no where

"I think you mean atua"

She looked us dead in the eyes

"oh hey bestieeeeee😍😘✨😍✨🙄😭🙄✋🙄💗🖐✋🖐" the grape said

"an I oop- heyyyyy what's upppp"

"just trying to make out with this hot emo dude"

"alright bestieeeeee"

The girl floated into the ceiling and started playing a song I recognized it was called 'emo boy'

And then FINALLY

We were able to make out

And then we said no homo and then parted ways

I went to my dorm and flopped on my bed- never mind I missed let me rephrase that

I went to my dorm and flopped on my floor, yes thats more like it

And didn't go to sleep cause insomnia 😜✌