crack fic saiouma cause why not

someone give me mental stability plz

The gay ones pov

I woke up from the best dream of my life right before it got good. Which was annoying....buttttt I shrugged off the feeling of annoyance as I sat on my bed thinking of my beloved shuichi

I'm surprised he agreed to make out with me- like who would even fall in love with me (oh kokichi just wait til you mean your millions of fangirls and guys and non binary people)

Kokichi got up not thinking about anything in particular ok I lied he was thinking about shuichi

He went to the fridge and grabbed 7 bottles of Panta and brought them back to his room drinking 1 on the way

Midway he ran into the emo detective

"heyyy emo blueberry~"

He immediately blushed

"o-oh hi ouma kun..."

"I like it when your more dominant" I said fake pouting

He lowered his hat to cover up his eyes and blush that seemed to be growing

I went up to him and snatched the hat off and then put it on my head

'h-hey give that back!"

"Nope!"

"b-but!"

"nah ah- ah! No excusess! The hats mine now!"

I hadn't look at shuichi at all since I stole the hat and when I finally did look at him (get ready for big description)

You could clearly see his hair, it was a greyish dark cyan. It was short and he had his bangs in a strand in front of his face, kinda like me. He had a small ahoge aswell. You could also see his eyes! They were a lovely grey-gold color! They were absolutely stunning, he also had really long eye lashes and was wearing some eyeliner, he looked so fucking pretty without his hat.

Seeing him my face immediately turned a crimson red, his was also that color. It was obvious, both of us were in a gay panik

Suddenly a blond chick walks up and stands next to shuichi

"uhhhh shuichi...? Are you ok?"

She then saw me

"oh! Hello! I'm kaede akamatsu! Who are you?"

I couldn't comprehend a word she just said but her voice seems very bright and optimistic, disgusting.

"Ew a lesbian-" (don't bully me on this I'm a lesbian too-)

"i-" the big tit piano player said

I then dragged shumai away cause- cause she was annoying asf 🙄💅

Shuichi was well, having a gay panik to say the least but that might be an understatement

I dragged shuichi to my dorm and then threw him on the bed, I could've left him in his room but I wanna see his reaction when he's back to normal again 

A/N

Did I forget about this fic, yes. Will I forget about it again? Most definitely. Also this story has 69 reads 😏😏😏😏😏