"Dream, you said it yourself, we are here to destroy L'manburg. not get attached to anything." George wistfully stated, his tone a little mocking.
"are you still upset i didn't let you keep that parrot."
"what? no! and he wasn't stupid. smarter than you smooth brains." George scoffed and turned away, upset.
"so like... how did you manage to make a child? you were gone for like, one day." sapnap pointed at dream.
"sapnap you idiot!- no, i found it where that weapon should've been."
"it?"
"i didn't bother to... check."
"god help us all..." george mumbled before beckoning Dream to hand over the child.
"are you sure that's not your kid? it even has your smile!" sapnap kept trying to draw the correlation. i mean he was right though...
Dream looked down at the child. it drew a smiley face on its mouth with the blood to make it as if the cheeks have been cut into a bigger smile.
"you're letting it play in blood?!" george rushed over to snatch the child away from the lunatic.
"you don't understand! it eats people to survive!"
they all stared at the child who was clapping and smiling at george. it noticed that they stopped talking and was only staring. the chubby being grew confused and tilted its head with a funny face.
"eh?"
"awwww! i dont believe it eats people! give em here george!" sapnap cooed as he took the child. he was baby talking it, poking its cheek. but then...
"shit! it fucking bit me! take this thing back!" sapnap yelled and almost threw the child at george.
george chuckled while dream doubled over on the ground, kicking his legs. he was laughing so hard he barely breathed. sapnap pounced on Dream, half play fighting him and wrestling.