Status Update: It's Still Monday

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It's been about 5 minutes into lunch, maybe more, and Hancock still hadn't made it to the cafeteria.

Sam🥸
Hancock where tf are you

Paul🏇🏼
Is he still not in the cafeteria

Sam🥸
No. Idk where tf he is either

Warren👨🏻‍⚕️
Awe he misses him

Sam🥸
I'm gonna fucking kill you

Adams🧍🏻

Sam🥸I swear to god in Heaven I'm gonna end you

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Sam🥸
I swear to god in Heaven I'm gonna end you

Adams🧍🏻
Do it

Sam🥸
🧍🏻🔫🧍🏻

Paul🏇🏼
Uhh someone gettin beat tf up in the bathroom 😩😩

Sam🥸
Why are you always in the bathroom

Paul🏇🏼
I'm not in the bathroom, I'm in the hallway and I can hear someone getting beat tf up in the bathroom.

Sam🥸
Maybe you should go see who it is

Paul🏇🏼
Eh, nah. I'm small

Sam🥸
Dude literally everyone at this school thinks you're like Jesus or something. Go part the mf Red Sea

Warren👨🏻‍⚕️
That was Judas

Adams🧍🏻
No, it was Moses.

Sam🥸
Stfu aint nobody ask you bitchass cheekbone bitch

Paul🏇🏼
Holy shit John does have really nice cheek bones

Warren👨🏻‍⚕️
Tf did you say

Paul🏇🏼
Babe stfu you know he does

Warren👨🏻‍⚕️
Shit ur right

Sam🥸

Sam🥸Wtf y'all talkin abt

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Sam🥸
Wtf y'all talkin abt

Paul🏇🏼
Op cutie😩😩

Warren👨🏻‍⚕️
Fr🤪🤪

Adams🧍🏻
Oh my- I was  s i x t e e n
And you guys are making me feel lonely 🤪🤪

Warren👨🏻‍⚕️
What abt Abby😩😩

Sam🥸
BAHAHAHAHAHAHSGA
FUNNY YOU BRING THAT UP😀

Adams🧍🏻
I'm gonna murder you, Sam

Sam🥸
Can I tell themmmm
Pleaseeeeeee🥺🥺

Adams🧍🏻
Ur gonna tell them either way aren't you

Sam🥸
Yep

Paul🏇🏼
Oh god wtf happened

Sam🥸
Well, over the summer we found out that she's our 3rd cousin twice removed 🤪🤪

Paul🏇🏼
BAHAHAHAHAHAHGAGAGAGADHDHBZBDBX

Warren👨🏻‍⚕️
BANAJDJDNDJSPLSSSNSBBSBDBDBSPLSS

Sam🥸
So technically she's only related by marriage but like right now she's not related to us?? Like her mom divorced her dad who's related to our dads. So ig it's be ok but it's still funny

Adams🧍🏻
I hate you

Sam🥸
Well😩

Warren👨🏻‍⚕️
Dude does she know

Adams🧍🏻
Idk

Paul🏇🏼
Oh no

Sam🥸
What is it now

Paul🏇🏼
Uhhh Sam can you come the the bathroom 😀😀

Sam🥸
Why?

Paul🏇🏼
You need to see this

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