Hogwarts & Beyond ~ Wolfstar & Jily

Talk with Trouble 6

~Hogwarts, 6th or 7th year~ 

To everyone: If you shared a house, what would it look like? How big would it be? 

Remus: If we shared a house? 

Sirius: It'd be huge. 

Remus: *humoring him* yeah until you have to clean it

James: As long as it has enough space outside to play a small game of quidditch I'm game

Peter: 

Remus: 

Sirius: Did you just- 

To Remus: Happy late birthday! 

Remus: As a formality, thank you! 

Remus: But honestly, please don't get the rest of these guys started they sang 'Happy Birthday' at the top of their lungs during lunch and the whole school was looking at me- (that's one of the best and worst experiences at the same time) 

To Sirius: What did you do for Remus's birthday? How did you plan it? 

Sirius: Ok so you know how Remus has never really had a good birthday party before? Right? Yeah well it's been my personal mission to fix that for quite some time now and it finally worked out this year. You wouldn't BELIEVE the supply list it was so long and I specifically told Peter to get the glittery gold streamers but he got the sequined ones??!??!?! Why would anyone ever?! If there isn't glitter at a party, it's not a party, and if that glitter doesn't stick around for a month and haunt your dreams there wasn't enough. Then -

Remus: *holding his head in his hands (half out of exasperation and half to hide his blush)* nEXT PLEASE 

To everyone: If you could fly, what would you do? 

Remus: Again, IF we could fly? 

James: We'd fly, obviously. 

Sirius: Exactly. What'd you think we'd be doing, staying on the ground? 

Lily: 

Remus: 

Peter: 

Peter: ??

Peter: But you can fl-

Remus & Lily: silencio 

To everyone: Do your clothes have pockets? What do you put in them? 

James: Uh- yes? Why wouldn't they? 

Sirius: how do you expect us to carry our pranking suppli-

Lily: *violently shoving her way between them* nO. I HAVE TO SEW THEM ON MYSELF IF THEY'RE MUGGLE. THE HOGWARTS ROBES ARE THE ONLY GOD FORSAKEN PIECES OF WOMEN'S CLOTHING WITH POCKETS AND THEY'RE SHAPELESS FLOOR LENGTH RECTANGLES. 

To Sirius: On an average day, what's in your tote bag? 

Sirius: *dramatically whips his bag out of nowhere and dumps it out onto the nearest flat surface* I'm glad you asked! 

Sirius: Let's see. . . *pushing through the pile of stuff* well, I have some parchment, a quill, and an unbreakable ink pot (courtesy of Moony) for when it's my turn to take the notes around the full moon, I have lip balm, I have - oh look it's that shirt I've been looking for! Ah of course, my hairbrush for my magnificent locks. *hair flip* Anyways- there's some chocolate for Remus, extra quills for Pete, who chews on them, by the way how do you do that mate they have fEATHerS- moving on. I have. . . my quidditch robes for impromptu practice *glares at James* I have . . . . eyeliner I stole from Lily, a hand mirror (for the liner) that I nicked from Marlene, and . . . . the rest is trash. 

Remus: Is that the essay that's due tomorrow? 

Sirius: Like I said, trash. 

To James: Do you fold your clothes or hang them? 

James: er well- 

Remus: hE lEAvES tHeM eVery wHerE

Remus: e v e r y w h e r e 

Sirius: this is mildly funny since it's coming from the exact opposite person who folds their socks and ties 

Hi guys! I had way to much fun writing this and I have no idea why. Special thanks to my friends for inspiring these questions! (you guys are the best) 

I couldn't think of an idea I could make into a oneshot, so . . . I went with this. Prompts would be very appreciated! 

- The Wizarding Elf