Hogwarts & Beyond ~ Wolfstar & Jily

Talk With Trouble 3

The progression of time in this one is a little strange, please bear with me! 

For Everyone: What's the strangest excuse you've ever made?

Remus: Erm, well, define 'strange'

Sirius: *Elbows Remus* Why? What excuses have you made that you don't want to tell us Re? Hmm? hMM?

Remus: Oh my gods calm down. It's just I'm not sure what qualifies as a 'strange' excuse. For example, -

James: Moony is the master of on-the-spot-excuses. Leave him alone. *whispers* -by that I mean please don't get him started he won't leave US alone-

To everyone: What was your favorite school prank? How'd you get away with it?

Sirius: OPERATION RAIN FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (It's this really great prank from Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign!) 

*murmurs of agreement and laughter*

Remus: To answer the second question, it was mostly me.

Sirius: I mean-

Remus: Don't deny it.

James *starts to grin* : or maybe it would be that time in fifth year that Peter and I made Padfoot tell Remu-

Sirius: *sends hasty silencing charm & stinging jinx at James* ANYWAY

To everyone: Who is your favorite Hogwarts teacher? Why?

Sirius: that's easy. Minnie.

Lily: Professor Flitwick, I think

Remus: Oh, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

James: Minnie, I mean, come on

Peter: Minnie I guess.

Remus: I actually don't know. Professor McGonagall, probably.

To everyone: Why did you guys choose (respective animagus)?

Remus: So you don't actually choose your animagus. 'Rather, one became the animal which suited them best. It may be that a wizard's Animagus form was always the same as their full-bodied Patronus.' (Animagus page, Harry Potter Wiki - pretend it's from like, a book or something) It's your inner animal.

James: Thanks for that, personal textbook.

Remus: Shut up. I'm not anyone's textbook but my own.

James: *Ignoring Remus* Hey, textbook, what should I feed a flobberworm to get it to like me?

Remus: *unable to stop himself from bursting out* Well, a flobberworm- wait, why would you want one to like you? Where did you even hear of a flobberworm?

James: Actually-

Remus: Never mind I don't want to know I'll most likely become more scarred then I already am.

~Now Lily is pregnant/Harry is born~

To everyone: Who chose the name Harry? What do you guys want to name him?

James: Well-

Lily: WE ARE NOT NAMING OUR CHILD ELVENDORK POTTER

Sirius: are you gonna tell her?

Remus: Yeah, she's less likely to punch me. Oi Lily!

Lily: wHAT?

Remus: *quietly* you're a Potter too

To James: What would you have named Harry if he was a girl?

James: I- I don't actually know.

Lily:

Remus:

Sirius:

James: LOL no. Elvendork obviously.

Lily: nO-

Remus: Next please!

To everyone: Is Harry just as mischievous as you? Will he grow up to be a little marauder?

Sirius: Well of cour-

James: *covers Sirius's mouth and glances pointedly at Lily*

Sirius: -se not! Of course not! We'll make sure that he's a good child!

Remus: *coughs*