Attachment | Taekook ✔

47~pick up lines

Jungkook pov

J:
Mister pabo
I need help

JM:
I'm busy

J:
Woah! You are always busy!!
What type of talent is this?

JM:
I'm really busy!

J:
You are again with someone right?

JM:
I am
What about it?

J:
Jimin you were never like this!
You never fucked around with every one
Tell me is it because of yoongi hyung?

JM:
What the fuck are you talking about

J:
You know it!
And I've told you before that not the way you can move on
And if you are doing this to make hyung hurt then know this that you are doing really good in this.
He is really hurt seeing you with every single person.

JM:
Shut the fuck up okay?
I'm not doing it to make hurt anybody.

I don't fuck anybody
I did not do anything with anyone after yoongi

Not even with jake. I lied to you
He is just around me when I'm sad about yoongi hyung. I don't want to go to you guys for comfort because yoongi hyung would be there.

Mind yourself jungkook

J:
Oh...
Sorry
I guess I said alot

JM:
Naah
I guess I made myself look like this that's why you said it
Don't worry we are good

I'm in a very good mood to be mad at you

J:
Then what are you doing right now?
You said you were with someone

JM:
I'm with hoseok hyung
He just walked me to my dorm cuz I had lots of stuff to hold
And I just asked him to stay a bit.
That's it

J:
I see...
You like to hang out with hoseok hyung?

JM:
Maybe
I'm not answering you
Tell me what was your work?

J:
😅
I want you to teach me how to flirt...

JM:
😏 why?
Who do you wanna flirt with?

J:
V

No I mean Taehyung...

JM:
Oh I totally forgot about V
Did you find out who is he?

J:
Nope
But this is not about him
I want you to teach me how to flirt with Taehyung

JM:
😌 that sweetheart!
Do you like him?
I was about to make a move on him but if you want him
I'll step aside

J:
Step aside 😡

JM:
Say please

J:
Pretty please 🥺

JM:
You are such a good boy

So who do you wanna flirt with?

J:
Taehyung!

JM:
Okay
Because you can't play the eye or lip game as a newbie

J:
mhm

JM:
Call me Mr. Park when we are at lessons, okay?

J:
Fuck you

JM:
I'm gonna ask taehyung for luch 😍

J:
Please continue Mr. Park

JM:
That's a good boy

J:
😒

JM:
So you should start your game with pick up lines

Don't be cring and be confident

J:
Like what Mr. Park?

JM:
Like compliments they aren't expecting
Be smooth

J:
Examples, Mr. Park?

JM:
Examples like
"Can you send me your pictures?"
Then they will ask "why? "
Reply with "cuz I want to send it to Santa as my wishlist"
Then they will say "that's cute, what will you say to santa" And send you the picture
Then reply as "I'll ask him to put us together in every Picture you take in future"

J:
.... Okay?

You think that would work.

JM:
See you should nit go with dirty pick up lines at first... Go slow and smooth

J:
Okay...

Contact: V

J:
Can you send me your picture?