J:
Can you send me your picture?
V:
Fuck no dude...
And why does that sentence
Sound so polite in request
Are you even jk?
J:
Aren't you supposed to ask "why"?
Follow the protocol bitch
V:
Okay it you
And no I don't have to ask why
Cuz whatever the reason is I'm not giving you my picture
This is not the first time we are having this conversation dumbo
J:
This is not going how it supposed to
Wait
Jungkook switched his contact to jimin
Contact: chim
J:
It's not working!!!!!
JM :
What???
J:
Your pick up line
He didn't ask why
He said no
Who to do now??
JM :
Why are you panicking?
What did he exactly say?
Send me the screen shot
J:
Okay okay
Here
[Attachment]
JM:
You said you wanted to use it on taehyung
J:
I...
I'm practicing!!!
It's not like anything
Im just trying before saying it to taehyung!
JM:
What to do with you *sigh*
J:
You are getting jin hyung's energy
Stop being dramatic!
And help me
JM:
Say please 😌
J:
Fucking please 🖕🥺
JM :
That's a good boy
Now
I told you that pick up line cuz taehyung is a sweetheart and not this rude like V
This would work on taehyung
J:
Okay okay what to do with V then?
JM:
Lemme think.
Okay so because he is a bitch
Use dirty pick up line
Say "you might need a wheelchair after im done with you"
Then ask if he likes pumpkin spice lattes or bubble tea more
J:
NO!
THAT SOUND SO DUMB!
JM:
I'm wasting my time on telling you a pick line for a "texting stranger friend" when I should be focusing on the TV and hoseok
You should be thankful
Say what I'm telling you to
J:
Okay okay
I'm saying this to him
And thankful my ass!
Contact: V
J:
You
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionUnknown: Send notes J:[attachment] J: wait notes!? Chim what are you talking about Unknown: Hobi what the fuck!! And who is chim! J: Who is hobi!? ~~ It's not always very good to make bets. And make assumptions COMPLETED!
