Attachment | Taekook ✔

44~ shut up 🐰🐯

Jk:
What does it means to have
a college gossip page?

And is it okay if they stalk your page

Or is it totally normal
for a person as sexy as me?

T:
I was living some beautiful
moments of my life.

Plz don't bother me

I'm talking to An important person.

J:
Oh don't give me that attitude.
I'm also talking to an important person. Much much important that you are to me!

He is charming and humble

Unlike you

T:
uNlIkE yOU

Dude, my guy is much much more handsome and trustable than you

He takes care of me and
also don't send me his
naked pictures without asking

J:
Oh yoh wanna go there?

Dude you know my guy has
the best figure, he got a
great ass and good biceps.

I just know your guy must not be the sexiest man but my guy is the most handsome

T:
Oh shut up!

My guy has the best waist.
THE BEST BEST THIGHS!

His shoulders feels so good.
And he is the sexiest man alive 2020 !
Fight me!

J:
You know I also have the best thighs!
I can fight your guy! Once you see them
You will ask me to choke you on them.

T:
Excuse me then!

I also have an ass...!
You don't know about this
but this is a big bang!

I'll not say you don't look good!
I've seen your body so
I know but don't insult my guy!

J:
Oh don't try to gain sympathy!
You've seen yourself? I saw ur blured pics and I swear you look good!

You must be good and hot but my guy is hotter.

I belive that he can beat me at the 'most handsome competition ' at our college!

T:
Your guys is trash!

J:
No you are trash!

He is damn handsome

T:
My guy is more handsome!

J:
Not possible!
He must be good looking for a person like you who have such low standards! That's why you like him

T:
What the fuck!!
You don't know about my standards!

I saw your pic but still I don't like you!
Cuz I have much more high standard that you are not counted in my type list!

My guy is on the top of it!!!
My standards are higher
that bts's income!!!

J:
Whoevers income idc!

Dont dare to say anything to my guy and me!
I'm better that you!

My guy has so many talents that he can open a shop for it!

He also took my pictures.

T:
Oh?
You know we took pictures!
TO.GE.THER

J:
Oh but we took
Videos TO. GE. THER

T:
We hugged!

J:
That's it?
He hugged for an hour

And

And we kissed also!
For an hour

T:
We also kissed for

For 2 HOURS!

AND he walked me home!

J:
Lol you don't know he invited me to his home!

T:
You must not know but he slept at my dorm!

J:
Lol we Slept on SAME BED! LOSER

T:
I'M NOT A LOSER

We cuddled and slept

J:
Just slept?  We made out on bed!!!

T:
Lol just made out?
Aww but we made love

J:
WE MADE LOVE TOO OKAY!
HE SAID HE LOVE ME!
I SUCKED HIM OFF.

T:
JUST THAT??
WE HAD SEX FOR 3 HOURS

J:
WE DID IT FOR 4 HOURS
5 ROUNDS

T:
WE DID 6 ROUNDS LOSER!

J:
WE CONFESSED AND THEN WE CUDDLED!

T:
WE ALSO CUDDLED!

NO ACTUALLY WE ARE STILL CUDDLING!

J:
WE ARE GETTING MARRIED

T:
WE !ARE! MARRIED

J:
WE ALREADY ADOPTED A SON.

T:
ADOPTED? HAHA
I'M PREGNANT WITH HIM!

J:
LOL LOSER
I'M ALSO PREGNANT WITH HIM
6 MONTHS!

T:
I'M 9 MONTHS!

J:
I'M 12 MONTHS!

T:
SHUT UP THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE
YOU LIAR.

J:
FIRST OF ALL YOU STARTED WITH THE LIES.
BOYS CAN'T GET PREGNANT DUMBO.

T:
YOU ARE DUMBO!
SHUT UP!

J:
YOU SHUT UP

T:
NO YOU SHUT UP

J:
that...

T:
That was crazy

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