Danti One-shots

An Introduction And A Start To Something New

"So Septiceye egos?" Wilford asked.

Dark nodded, fixing his tie. "I didn't want to deal with them alone. I've met one and well we didn't have the best meeting."

"You and glitchy boy?"

Dark sighed. "Yes."

Wilford laughed. "You two need to fuck and make up."

Dark glared at Wilford. Wilford winked back at him. Dark rolled his eyes and knocked on the door. Unlike their mansion, the septiceyes lived in a smaller house. Dark had seen the building layout. It was easier to fight if you knew what place you were fighting in. It was a two-bathroom, three-bedroom house.

He shook his head and knocked on the door. It opened quickly and Henrik Von Scheeplestien opened the door painting. He looked between the two ipliers and frowned. "Ve vernt expecting vou so soon."

Wilford giggled. "You have a funny accent."

"Vell-" Henrik jumped as the sound of glass breaking rang behind him.

"Get back here Chase!" A glitchy voice screamed. Running was heard in the house and soon more glass breaking.

"Do you vant to come in?"

Dark nodded and gestured for Wilford to follow him. They walked into the living room where three of the egos were.

"Zhe two making out are Jackie and Marvin, sorry about zhat zhey hadn't seen each ozher in months."

Jackie boy-man was laying on the couch with Marvin the Magician laying on top of him. They weren't making out necessarily but they were kissing. Another man sat in an armchair, completely absorbed in his book. Wilford's eyes widened. "Who's he?"

"Jameson Jackson. Ve call him JJ."

"JJ," Wilford whispered.

"I vouldn't bother him vhen he's reading," Henrik said.

Wilford groaned and Dark smacked him lightly on the head. "Could you keep it in your pants?"

"He's cute, the moustache, the bowtie, oh that mouth," Wilford whispered.

Henrik recoiled. "Vhat the hell?"

"I'm sorry about him, he's rather you know," Dark said.

Jameson must have sensed them looking as he raised his head to blink at them. Wilford waved at him grinning. Jameson waved back and glanced at Henrik who was shaking his head. "Vou can go talk to him." Wilford took a step forward. "Vait he's mute."

"I know sign language."

"That's news to me," Dark muttered.

Henrik turned to Dark. "Sorry Chase vas supposed to show you around but he's-"

A man with a baseball cap ran screaming into the room with Anti close behind. "G͓̲͗̿e̢̲͖̼͈̅̽̃͑̾t̼̫́̇ b̤̝̭͔͍̏͗̈͠͡à̺͍̞͗́c̤̝̯̀̄͛k̺͔̬͉̋̋̽̽͘͢ ͇͓̙͔̋͐̔̏ĥ̥̪͇̒̕̕ͅe̩͊r̘͎͖̔̏͞ę̗̯͋̌̔ ̝͎̙̈̌̚͟͠B̭̲̏͒ro̱̹̦̘̟͗̾͐̆͂d͖̭̩̀̈́̆ý͚!" He screamed.

Chase sprinted past Dark and Henrik, slamming into the door and falling to the ground. Anti jumped on top of him and pressed a knife to his throat. "Ţ̛̜͑̌ͅá̢̹̗͓́̋͐̃͢g͍̫̭̊̓̀.͍̥̀̿̌ͅ"

Henrik cleared his throat and the two looked up at him. Chase blushed and pushed Anti off of him. "Sorry sorry I was well tagged."

Anti growled, still on the floor. Dark sighed. "Still so brash."

"Cock sucking thundercunt."

Chase snorted and Henrik looked away. "If you vant to fight please take it outside or to Antis room."

"Um Jameson tells me its also his room and if they want to fuck they need to take it to the Iplier mansion," Wilford called.

Jameson crossed his arms and glared at the two. Marvin and Jackie looked up and laughed. "Speaking of which, come on, my hero," Marvin said, getting off of Jackie and pulling him off the couch.

Henrik grumbled. "I do apologize Jameson is zhe only professional one here."

Dark turned to Jameson who Wilford was currently flirting with. Jameson was listening politely but seemed unaffected by any of the maniacs words. He felt something behind him and he turned to see Anti glitching. "What do you want?"

Anti sighed. "Ī̯̲͝ ̝̪͚͖͐́̊͢͝͡w̛͢a͑͢n̙̩̎̇tė͢d̜̖́̍ ̧͙͚͒͌̾́́͢͜t͙̭͝͡o̻̝̿̄ ̖͆a̡̛͍̖͋͞p̱̹̟̃͘͘ol̥͉̟͗̍͂o͔̗̾͘͜͝g̲͛ǐ̺̤̲͖̹͑̏̎͘z̤̜͓̜͛̎͒̋e̫͡ ̭̥̎̏fo̟̗̽̾r̻̣̣͌̽̾ ̛̙̯̣͂̇̐͟m͈̻̾̌y̠̜̩̓̓͝ ̳͓̪̖̈͌̀̉b̬͑e̡̤͉͒́͛ha̫̼͘͞v̡̢̧̪̍̇́͘i͇̫̜̓̊͡o̘͔̐̽̿͢u̥̝̙̱̤̇̾̈́̓̚r͔̀," he muttered.

Dark blinked, taken aback. "D͈̱̍̂o̧̍n̘̅'͓̰̿̒t̗̱͌͑ ́͢ť̨ȃ̧k͉͑̆͟ḙ̋ ̡͒ỉ͈ẗ̘́ ̤̖̍̐to̰̍o̮͉̿͒ s̼͐͞ͅe̮͞r̨̞͐͊ḯ̲o̢̜̎̽u̢̠͒̌sl̘̿y ̖͊m͈̤̀̓o͍̘̾͋m͎̿ ̝̲̾̍a̱̋n̡̕d d͓͎̐͂a̙͞d ̢͂get ̭̲̏̽m̞͓̌̀a̤͘d͍̦͐̿ i̗͖̅͐f ̲̙͌͝I̢͙̓̒ d̀͟ő̲̉͟n̮͑̑ͅ't͕̔̔͟ ̯͛͢͠ṣ̫̍̈a̬̠͂̂y̻̋ ͉̏t̼̱͋͂h̡͓̏̓aṯ̛̹̽."

Chase blinked. "I'm dad right."

"And I'm mom," Henrik said and kissed him on the cheek. "Our children are pretty awful though."

"Jameson is fine." Anti hissed.

Dark took a step back. They weren't a group of egos, they were a family. He didn't realize they would be together. Marvin and Jackie. Chase and Henrik.

"Would you care for some food?" Chase asked.

Dark shook his head. "We just dropped by for a quick visit. Mark needs us for something he's filming. Please know you have an ally in the Ipliers."

Henrik nodded at him and Chase handed him a paper. "Heres Antis number I think you'll need it." Chase turned to Wilford. "Wilford, Jameson doesn't have a phone. When he gets one you'll get his number."

Dark blushed and glanced at Anti. Anti's face had turned a darker green and he stared at the ground. "Will, we're leaving."

Wilford whined and glanced at Jameson. Jameson smiled at him. 'It was nice to talk to you.'

Wilford nodded. "You as well, I hope to see you again my delicious gumdrop," he whispered, kissing Jameson's knuckles and skipping away. Jameson blushed a light grey and looked away before Wilford could see.

Dark smiled as he exited the house. Wilford clapped his hands together. "What wonderful people! Do you think Jamesy likes cotton candy?"

"I don't know you would have to ask him," Dark said as they walked down the road.

"So about you and Anti?" Wilford practically sang.

"Wilford shut up," Dark muttered.

"You looked rather taken by him."

Dark scoffed. "You looked rather taken by that mute."

"Is there anything wrong with that?" Wilford hissed.

Dark shook his head. "No." He sighed. "I don't know Will. We'll just have to see what the future holds."

Wilford laughed. "I hope it includes you two fucking."

Dark smacked his pink counterpart on the head. "Keep your thoughts on your future."

"Well, then I hope I get to fuck JJ."

"Will." Dark groaned.

Wilford sighed. "Did you see his thighs?"

"I did."

"They would look lo-"

Dark slapped his hand over Wilford's mouth. "Shut it!"

Wilford nodded and looked away. "We'll be seeing more of the septiceyes soon," Dark said, removing his hand from Wilford's mouth.

"Wonderful."