Danti One-shots

Detention

Request from Tumbler.

We're both in detention because I punched you for stealing my mechanical pencil, but I also punched you because you're cute but an arrogant asshole and I just needed a reason to give you a black eye.

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"This is your fault," Dark said, not looking at the boy next to him.

"You're the one who stole my pencil!" Anti hissed back, also staring at the board.

"Who punches someone over a pencil?" Dark whispered.

"It was mechanical. Mechanics are more expensive."

Dark rolled his eyes. "You're such a prick. My eye hurts."

"You have ice," Anti muttered.

Dark turned to glare at Anti. "What is wrong with you?"

Anti sighed and looked over to Dark. "What's wrong with you?"

"Can't you just apologize?" Dark asked.

Anti chuckled. "I'll say sorry when you do."

Dark rolled his eyes. "I'm sorry for taking your pencil."

"Ha bitch." Anti nearly yelled.

"You apologize now!"

Anti rolled his eyes. "I'm sorry," he muttered.

Dark sighed. "I believe we got off on the wrong foot. I'm Dark."

"Yeah, I know who you are. We've been classmates for five years."

"Oh I'm sorry I-"

"Anti. My name is Anti," Anti interrupted.

Dark nodded. "Next time I'll get my own pencil."

"You'd better."

Dark laughed softly. "Well let me pay you back. I'll get you coffee."

"I literally gave you a black eye."

Dark shrugged. "Yeah, but it was a good punch."

Anti thought for a moment. "You get me doughnuts and I'll go out with you."

Dark coughed quietly. "Who said I wanted to go out with you?"

"You've been staring like I'm a hot bitch for a while."

Dark blushed and looked away. "I-"

"Mr. Iplier! There will be no talking!"

Dark and Anti jumped and looked away. Mr. Evens had woken up.

Dark was staring at his desk when someone tapped him. He turned to see Anti staring away from him. He looked down to see a paper on the ground. He quickly picked it up and opened it.

Meet me after detention. I'm craving doughnuts, emo boy.

Dark blinked and smiled. He turned to Anti and nodded. Anti smiled back and turned away. This would be eventful.