b-rok: HELLOOOO
kidnicky: HIIII
bonyaj: SUPPPP
sweetD: HEYYYY
bossyboikev: why are we all talking in caps?
bonyaj: bc we can
bossyboikev: okay...
b-rok: i heard the call on the radio today
kidnicky: rlly?
b-rok: mhm. and it got me remembering
bonyaj: about...?
b-rok: the dun dun dun part
sweetD: oh no
bossyboikev: OMG HOWIE'S FART 💨
bonyaj: whos talking in all caps now 👀
kidnicky: BHAHAHAHA I FORGOT ABOUT THAT 😆
sweetD: LEAVE ME ALONE
bossyboikev: that fart was deadly though, Howie let out air that took away ours
sweetD: I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE NICE ONE HERE KEVIN
bossyboikev: can i not tease anyone here?
sweetD: thats nicks job
kidnicky: i mean, kevs not wrong, that fart was nasty, like even worse than mine
sweetD: nick!
kidnicky: what? you said teasing you was my job, so im doing it. either way, ive been waiting for my paycheck since '93.
sweetD: for what?!
kidnicky: for excelling at my job ofc 😏
sweetD: in ur dreams nick
kidnicky: dang 😔
bossyboikev: okay, but are we not gonna talk about how max made that into a beat though-
b-rok: fr, its impressive. how did he turn a fart LIKE THAT into-
sweetD: I THINK I GET IT NOW LEAVE ME ALONE
bonyaj: never 😘
sweetD: nick already makes fun of me literally 25/8, y'all too?
kidnicky: i thought it was 24/7
bossyboikev: it is, but-
bossyboikev: nvm 🙄
kidnicky: meanie
bonyaj: how did the fart even escape tho
sweetD: uhhh, i think i was trying too hard and well, ya know 😅
b-rok: also when you fell off the stage during inconsolable
kidnicky: OMG YESSS
bossyboikev: did the fans catch you or did you fall on ur ass?
sweetD: STOP
bonyaj: no❤️
sweetD: i hate you guys
bossyboikev: luv u too howard ♥️
sweetD: can we make fun of nick now? he deserves it more than me :(
kidnicky: nope 👎
bossyboikev: sure
kidnicky: KEVIN
bossyboikev: 😁
bonyaj: "and uh, that's where i resign"
b-rok: AHAHAHA
kidnicky: GUYS ITS BEEN LIKE TWENTY YEARS CAN WE FORGET ABOUT THAT NOW
sweetD: its been twenty years since my fart and you wont let me forget it
bossyboikev: karma my man 😎
bonyaj: GUYS WE FORGOT ANOTHER ONE
sweetD: which one haha
bonyaj: "documenTARY"
b-rok: 😂
kidnicky: help me-
bossyboikev: WHY DID IT TAKE YOU SO LONG TO GET IT RIGHT
kidnicky: IDK MAN
b-rok: he said it like that TWICE and then got it right but messed up on another thing then messed up again 💀
kidnicky: shut up brian
b-rok: make me? 😘
kidnicky: 🙄
sweetD: when did "make me" become a sexual thing man? that used to be a comeback
bossyboikev: idk
bonyaj: anyways, what are some other nick blonde moments?
kidnicky: AJ STOP ITTTTT
bossyboikev: AJ ENOUGH
kidnicky: aww thx kev
bossyboikev: do not disrespect the funky chicken
kidnicky: FUCK YOU KEVIN 🖕
b-rok: THE FUNKY CHICKENS 🐓 🐓 🐓
kidnicky: I WAS 14 MAN
bonyaj: WHY THE FUNKY CHICKENS NICK WHY
sweetD: 🎶 tell me why 🎶
kidnicky: idk okay? i was weird
sweetD: u still r weird nick
kidnicky: 😒
b-rok: remember how kev thought they were called the crispy critters?
sweetD: lmaooo yes
bonyaj: that was so funny lol
bossyboikev: were the girls paying to see the funky chickens 🐔
kidnicky: STOP
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Hiii, here's a new chapter ;) if you didn't already know, during a show in 2000, it was revealed that when Nick was 14, he was part of a garage band called "The Funky Chickens." And yes, Howie did fart during The Call and that's what the dun dun dun part is lmaooo. Here's the video with Nick:
Remember to be good humans!
-Jasmine
