Just After the Kidnapping of The Angry Pomeranian:
Toga: Ok, so, I need everyone's opinion on something. Is it more important to invest in food and things like that cos I just found a really cool poster that I really like
Magne: No no, you're forgetting the most important thing
Toga: hm?
Magne: plants.
Toga: oh yeah, plants are a necessity
Magne: yeah
Shigaraki: why are you like this...?
Toga: We're gonna get a subscription to this cactus place, and, every month they send you a cactus.
Magne: *laughing a little* yeah, they do.
Toga: And, we're gonna get one each so we have two cactuses arriving every month
Magne: the hideout will be completely cacti. We're just gonna cover the entire floor. You just can't walk.
Toga: i love how my brain didn't think 'let's get rid of the cacti in order to buy my poster' it thought 'let's get rid of food in order to buy the poster'
Magne: and honestly, honestly fair enough....We don't have anywhere to PUT them.
Toga: No.
Magne: but..we'll figure it out. They can take the bar stools and counter top and we'll just sit on the floor.
Toga: Yes.
Magne: we'll just, get rid of the bar and everything, put up cacti shelves and sit on the floor.
Toga: yes. Yes I agree.
Magne: Cacti get top priority.
Toga: yes.
Bakugo: what the fuck...?
This is the real reason he didn't want to join the villains XD also yes, I do listen SavvyCat podcasts, why do you ask?
(Srsly, go listen to them, they're awesome....and Gay.)
YOU ARE READING
Mha on crack (tho it's primarily the villains + the wild wild Pussycats)
HumorBasically the title. I like these kinda books, I read them at 4 in the morning, so I figured I'd make one myself. I will be including ships. Alright, enjoy! ~Chara 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️