This is a real event that just took place, I just Switched my mum for Magne and me for Spinne.
After over a week of blistering hot weather:
Spinner + Magne: *walking back to the hideout and talking*
Spinner: the big two headed ones are called Hideous Zipplebacks and the red ones that can set themselves on fire are called Monstrous Nightmares.
Magne: Ok,
Spinner: and then there's Whispering Deaths and the Screaming Death, they're kind of like snakes with really big heads, The Screaming Death looks like she has a skull for a head, she has cool red eyes too.
Magne: yeah, I remember those,
spinner: yeah, she's my favourite dragon by-
*they hear a huge rumble of thunder that goes on for a good two minutes*
Magne: IT HAS BEGUN!!
Spinner: oh my god *laughing* I knew we said the dragons were gonna come out of hiding but I didn't think it would be this soon
Magne: The heavens are just gonna open and it's just gonna pour down
Spinner: when it does, I'm gonna go outside and t-pose at the rain, I'm gonna assert my dominance over god
Magne: *laughs*
About 20 minutes later
Magne and Spinner: *sat in the hideout*
Magne: You know it might not actually rain, right?
Spinner: It better do!
Magne: yeah, I hope it does,
*they hear another huge rumble of thunder and it starts pouring down*
Spinner: IM GOING OUT THERE NO ONE CAN STOP ME!! *goes to get on his shoes*
Magne: put sandals on, not trainers
Spinner: why?
Magne: just do it
Spinner: Fine, Fine, *puts sandals on and fucking B O O K S it down the stairs, standing in the rain with his arms out, laughing*
Magne: *walks to one of the windows and looks out*
Spinner: *Runs around the building, finding the window Magne was at and waving up at her*
Magne: *laughs and waves back*
Spinner: *runs around the building again and runs back upstairs, taking his sandals off as he walked up the stairs*
Magne: You're insane
Spinner: That was awesome! It's been so long!
Magne: *laughs*
Also I know I said sandals but I meant crocs. I wore crocs.
YOU ARE READING
Mha on crack (tho it's primarily the villains + the wild wild Pussycats)
HumorBasically the title. I like these kinda books, I read them at 4 in the morning, so I figured I'd make one myself. I will be including ships. Alright, enjoy! ~Chara 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️