*After the Heroes caught Dabi and Magne*
Endeavour: Who do you work for!? All for one!?
Hawks: Why are you killing people for no good reason!?
Dabi: Ok I'm gonna stop you right there bitch. First of all we just woke up from a veery nasty shock and I'm still feeling fucking woozy so I'm gonna request you fetch us some coffee before we get into this, everyone gets coffee in shitty movies with scenes like this amirite? I want something iced bitch! Mags!
Magne: I'll have a Neapolitan cappuccino, no more cappu than ccino make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk, the beans won't have the right texture otherwise and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup, they always put the wrong thing, I hate that and if you can't handle that I'll have a venti traditional misto please use soy milk with two blonde shots of Ocado AND ristretto, I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom then add the coffee after then-
Endeavour: ENOUGH!! We aren't getting you coffee!
Dabi: wow, I was getting massive douche chills just there mags, congrats
YOU ARE READING
Mha on crack (tho it's primarily the villains + the wild wild Pussycats)
HumorBasically the title. I like these kinda books, I read them at 4 in the morning, so I figured I'd make one myself. I will be including ships. Alright, enjoy! ~Chara 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
