And we return to Stain and Spinner playing pokemon (I should turn this into a series, just, me quoting the random shit I've done playing games as these dumbasses) also just so shit later makes sense, Spinner's current team is:
Corruption 🟣 Alolan raichu
Overhaul 🔵 Alolan Marowak
Tic 🟣 togekiss
Dolly 🟣 obstagoon
Hekiji 🟣 Barraskewda
Mashirao 🟣 passimian
This is my actual Sword team (except i have a Mantine named Magne instead of Hekiji cos she was better than her) and I'm very proud of them. (Also a purple dot means a girl and a blue means a boy)Spinner: *gets spotted by a trainer on route 9 after messing around in Circhester city* UuUuuUuuuUuuuGh...
Stain: *laughs* just gotta hope he doesn't have a rock type.
Spinner: why? Cos my raichu's up front?
Stain: yeah.
*the music suddenly stops*
Spinner + Stain: *look to the TV, the screen was white*
Spinner: why's my screen white..?
Stain: uuuh...
Spinner: Stain why's the screen white!?
Stain: I don't know!
*the screen turns black and an error message pops up*
Spinner: shit...
Stain: ...you saved after fighting Opal...right...?
Spinner: no....
Stain:...have you saved at all since you started playing?
Spinner: no...
Stain: *looks at his phone* ...hey...don't freak out but...
Spinner: *looks to him*
Stain: we've been playing for three hours...
Spinner: ... *starts to tear up slightly* please don't tell me I just lost three hours of play time...
*the game exits out back to the Home Screen of his switch*
Spinner: *tries to go into Pokemon sword again*
His Switch: "please take out the game cartridge and put it back in. If this message appears multiple times, please contact Nintendo/help.com"
Spinner: *gets up and takes the game cartridge out, sitting down in his desk chair* ok, what have we actually done?
Stain: well...you got Hikiji to level 50...we beat Opal...and hop...
Spinner: Opal wasn't too hard..hop was child's play..I guess it wouldn't be too bad if we lost that long but I think the journey was the hardest part, navigating through the snow and the rocks was a nightmare *puts the game cartridge back in and loads up Pokemon sword*
Pokemon Sword: *in circhester*
Stain: Huh? I thought you said you hadn't saved since we started?
Spinner: i haven't... OH! This game auto saves! *laughs in relief* oh thank fucking god I was so scared
Stain: *sighs in relief* yeah me too. *laughs a little* I'm never gonna let this go ya know
Spinner: i Know, i Know, *sits down and starts playing again*
YOU ARE READING
Mha on crack (tho it's primarily the villains + the wild wild Pussycats)
HumorBasically the title. I like these kinda books, I read them at 4 in the morning, so I figured I'd make one myself. I will be including ships. Alright, enjoy! ~Chara 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️