Mha on crack (tho it's primarily the villains + the wild wild Pussycats)

#83

Aizawa: Welcome back to another episode of what to do/say if someone is being a homophobic/Transphobic bitch to a loved one:

"Why are you talking to them? Bit sus"

Hit them.

"Ok so I want you to explain to me in detail how that affects you"

Hit them.

"And I don't like your face, but I'm not talking about it"

Hit them.

"Are you jealous cos you can't dress as well as them?"

Hit them with a shovel.

"You just wish you could pull as many people of your preferred gender despite them being gay and you being straight."

Hit them with a car.

"Do you really think that people are gonna give you attractive if that's how you speak to others?"

Hit them with a bus

"Are you flirting with them?"

And of course, finally: ask them why they're so malcontent with their life that they feel the need to make fun of people for things beyond those people's control then hold them while they cry.

Aizawa: I'm kidding. Hit them.