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BREAKING NEWS: OLE GUNNAR SOLKSJAER IS REPLACED WITH Y/F/N!

After the narrow 3-2 win over Sheffield United, Ed Woodward sacked Ole, and today it has been announced that he has been replaced with y/f/n. She was managing the Women's side before Woodward asked her to be the manager of the Men's. Her joint manager, Casey Stoney, will now be flying solo for the Women's side. y/f/n has made history as she is the first female manager in the Premier League.

"It has been a mental year, 2020. It has been one of the worst years in history, but I think this has made it the best for me," y/l/n stated earlier on social media. "Today I am leaving behind a chapter which has made me who I am today. I want to thank the Club, the girls and Casey for making this an unforgettable experience. I am now joining the men's side, and I hope to bring lots to this. I hope to make history with this football club, which I have supported my whole life. Finally, I want to say a massive thank you to the Barmy Army, for making every home and away game a special one for us. Once an LSV red devil, always an LSV red devil."

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"You have a new manager, lads. Her name is y/f/n. She has a brilliant approach to the game and has been rewarded with many trophies with the women's side. Don't have low standards, she'll break them in seconds. I hope that this one can work out for longer than three years." Ed muttered.

A new manager, ey? A 'she' as well, must be very experienced to go from women's top league to the Premier League in two years. It is very impressive.

The lads met outside with the coaching staff, waiting for her arrival.

"Hi lads, I'm your new manager, y/f/n. I come from the women's side. I have won 5 trophies with the women, I've won the Championship, the Super League, the Conti Cup, and the FA Cup twice. I've won these alongside Casey Stoney, who is now flying solo in the Super League, or the WSL. The next game is Leeds on Sunday, and I'm sure that the fans will want this to be a game we win, given our rivalry with the club. Tomorrow after the conditioning I'll discuss team news and our permanent captain. Now we have lunch, so join me in the canteen and I can find out more about you."

Wow, she knows her stuff. I'm definitely impressed, she is very decorated. She looks young; I'm thinking 20-23 at most.

I decided to introduce myself to her, she must be nervous, with high expectations.

"Hi Gaffer, I'm glad we've got someone who seems educated about management in charge. I like the fact you don't seem afraid to be the only female manager in the league. I presume you know who I am, if you don't, I'm Scott McTominay." I put my hand out for her to shake, and she shook it.

"I do know who you are Scotty. I did work for the women's team, and I support United. Whenever you boys played I'd be stuck to my phone watching the game until it was finished!"

"Haha. You doing anything tonight? I'd like you to know the full team better."

"O-oh. I'm sorry, Scotty, but I'm spending the night with y/b/n. We haven't caught up in a while."

"Oh. That's fine."

"Ok. Come on, let's eat."

We ate our lunch and then we got to go home.

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