Based on a conversation I had with @AmeliaFalconJones Thanks for allowing me to make a one-shot. Anyway, I didn't know whether Mexico would be a boy or girl so I was like fuck it there's going to be two Mexicos now. North and South Mexico. I'm gonna make some headcanons about them for my next one-shot.
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"I know this is sudden, but I need you to come over and take care of the states for me Mexico." Amelia, the Personification of the United States declared through the phone.
"Of course, I'd love to take care of the states; what time is your meeting?" asked Maria, the personification of Northern Mexico.
"Don't you have to go to a meeting as well, Maria?" questioned Jose, the personification of Southern Mexico.
"Oh, you're right, that may be troublesome." Maria declared.
"Damn, you're right," Began Amelia, "I'll just have to call a babysitter or something; I hope it doesn't go as bad s last time."
"I don't think that would be a good Idea; Southern Mexico could take care of the states while we are at our meetings." implied Northern Mexico.
"WHAT?" exclaimed South Mexico.
"If that's alright with him, then I'd be glad if he could take care of the states."
"He'd love to; see you at the meeting." North Mexico reassured before she hunged up.
"Que chigados, why'd you do that?" Southern Mexico exclaimed.
"What, you're just gonna take care of the states for a while, no big deal."
"No big deal! Let me remind you that's fifty little chamacos. I don't even know if I like children." Southern Mexico sneered.
"Come on, you've taken care of our states before," Maria explained.
"Oh, and if they are anything like the Devil Mexico City was, I'm not going anywhere near them." South Mexico
"Oh yes, you will; I already promised Amelia you would."
"I never agreed to this." Southern Mexico swore.
Northern Mexico glared, "If you don't take care of the states, I swear to god I will burn all your tiger blankets as well as the embroidered ones." Northern Mexico threatened.
"No te atrevidas." Southern Mexico hissed.
"Try me." Northern Mexico taunted.
"Damn you."
Southern Mexico crossed his arms and rolled his eyes as Northern Mexico smirked.
(Burning someone's blanket in Mexico is sin, those blankets represent us as a person ngl)
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"Thank you so much for helping me on such short notice; here are the things you're gonna need," Amelia said as she handed me a bag.
"Okay."
"Oh, and Hawaii is asleep, so ya just have to take care of Alaska for me; the adult states are with their bosses, and the others are with Alfred."
"So I just have to take care of two states." I thought to myself.
"Gosh, I don't know how to repay you, man. If ya ever need anything, just tell me. Anyway, I got to get going, see ya later, dude." Amelia stated before she hopped into the car with my sister.
I waved goodbye before I stepped inside with the bag Amelia gave me and the one I brought myself. I placed the bags down before I looked around the large house, "where are the two states?" I wondered.
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Hetalia one-shots
FanfictionA series of short stories of characters from the anime Hetalia. I do not own Hetalia nor any of these countries. Recommendations accepted of just about any variety which includes, ships, plot, and genre: such as fluff, angst, smut, etc. I hope, you...
