Hetalia one-shots

Chronicles of Mexico

Country: South Mexico

Human name: Maria Hernández Martinez

Age:20

Gender: Fermale

Height: 158 cm (5ft9)

Appearance: Slightly redder asking due to the very hot weather of the South. Curley brown-hair with a single strand falling out representing Baja California.

Personality: Can cook just about anything but dislikes American meals. She's mostly happy and cheerful but can be easily angered, (Do not anger her). She can be a bit over-dramatic due to watching too many Tele Novelas. She loves to dance and is a pro wrestler in the Lucha libre. 

Relationships: Gets along very well with other nations but often competes with Alfred about who's the better cowboy/girl. Hasn't had many romantic relationships during her life but was one of Frida Kahlo's lovers.

History: She was something to fear during the Mexican Revolution; could load a gun faster than one could shoot it due to being apple with her hands. After the Mexico-American war, she gained a scar on her forehead. She's bisexual but with more attraction with females, she's had quite a few lovers in her lifetime but after Frida Kahlo died she stopped loving anyone else. Over the years she's tried her best to help the many communities in her area, she studied to become a nurse so she could help people who live in remote places. Both she and  North Mexico prefer to live in the county than in the city. They have a large farm in Zacatecas where they rase cattle and have many chickens.

Summary: Might look fragile standing at 158 cm but could easily kick your ass cussing you out in every dialect known in Mexico.

Country: North Mexico

Human Name: José Hernández Martinez

Age: 21

Gender: Male/Muxe

Height: 175 cm (5ft9)

Appearance: Thin frame with brown eyes. Straight black hair with a small hair curl representing the Yucatan Peninsula.

Personality: At first José appears to standoffish but has difficulty trusting others. Once that happens he will become a very close ally. A bit of a joker at times but never surpasses simple teasing. Much like their sister, José is a very good cook but they often come into arguments about how a dish should be made. Plays the guitar as a mode of stress-relef. Likes to go drinking with Russia and smoke with Canada and the Netherlands. (The stoner trio)

Relationships: Can get along with most people but dislikes loud people so he easily gets annoyed. They're not looking for a romantic relationship but have a crush on Ireland.

History: Before Spain took complete control over Mexico, José lived with the Mayan civilization. During that time José would use the third gender Muxe, being born male but having characteristics of both male and female. This however changed when the Spanish took complete rule of Mexico, due to Catholicism taking over Muxes were persecuted, José being one of those. The popes would try to remove that part of him, since he couldn't die they would torture him. As a result, he grew up with PTSD, he's afraid to classify as anything more than a male due to this fact. Over the years, he's become more comfortable with who he is but still has many doubts.

More on them: They are lively like Spain but also share some of Romano's personality; this is because there is a large Italian population in Mexico. Besides that they take great pride in their ancestors, they like to keep close to tradition and visiting ruins, though it brings them many painful memories. The only thing these fucks are afraid of is when one or the other wields the chancla or if they hear the Llorona

Anyway, that's the most I can do to describe them. Please know that this is my take on how Mexico would be personified and you can feel free to add or take away anything ass you please. 

Adios.

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