Hetalia one-shots

Mein Awesome Birth Day

   In honor of the day Prussia came out of the womb. Please, enjoy the cringe. No main ship just everyone celebrating Prussia's Birthday.

 <Prussia POV>

   I woke up today expecting it to be another awesome day ya know.  Sunlight crept through the window, yes my room has windows, just because it's mein bruder's basement doesn't mean it doesn't have windows. Well, it has small windows, being albino has its defects, which means I am very sensitive to the sun. As Japan and I like to say "The sun is a deadly laser."

   Anyhow, I walked out of my room to the kitchen kept specifically in tip-top shape seeing as mein little bruder is a clean freak. I walked to the fridge grabbed the half-full milk carton drinking the milk straight from the carton. 

   "You shouldn't drink milk straight from the carton Prussia other people use that milk." 

   I choked on the milk and dropped the carton, "Mein god, now long have you've been there Bruder."

   "I've been here since this morning, I'm going out somewhere. Would you be able to go to the store and buy more milk it seems we've run out?"

   "Huh, oh sure, where ya going, wait let me guess, gonna see Italy arent ya." I pointed my finger at Germany a smirk on my face. It seems I was right because the tips of his ears were red.

    "Yes I'm going to see Italy and other countries as well, we've been meaning to discous something."

     "Ah, so ye ain't going on a date with the little Italian, very well can I come along then what is it exactly you've all been planing."

     "That's classified a matter only discoursed between countries."

      "Well, I am a country."

     "No, you were a country, and I'm not letting you into another meeting after what happened last time.

       "That was a one-time thing, and I said I was sorry. Not my fault Gilbird got Pierre pregnant."

       "Wait what, no I was talking about that time you made Hing Kong and America light up fireworks inside of the meeting room."

        "Oh, that was one of the greatest days of mein life."

        I could see Germany shaking his head. Sometimes mein awesomeness causes him headaches.

       "Anyway, you are by no means necessary going to go to that meeting, understood."

       "I straightened my posture and saluted, "No captain I will not go to the, most likely boring meeting because it lacks my presence, meeting."

        I heard Germany sigh, "Just don't set anything on fire while I'm gone."

        "I can't promise you anything little brother." I walked to the closet and grabbed the mop as I heard the door open and close. 

        "Now, what can I get away with doing till Germany gets back.",  I said to no one in particular. 

  ~Time Skipp~

       I was playing video games within the basement. So far my day has been boring and uneventful. No one answered my texts, and there was no more milk to make choccy milk. Wait, didn't Bruder tell me to get the milk, SHIT. I got upstairs in record time cursing in just about every dialect I knew. I didn't want Germany to suspect anything so I texted him selling him I went out with some friends before I stopped myself. All my friends were in that stupid meeting shit.

     Well fuck it I ain't got time to think of an excuse. I ran to the nearest Edeka a few blocks away. There were quite a bit of people so I bid my time trying to figure out what beer to buy. I settled on Heineken since It was closest to me and the self-checkout was nearly empty.