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"Why do you get bored of them so quickly?"
It was genuine curiosity that made Gulf ask. If Mew was seriously looking for a partner, then couldn't he be a little bit more patient?
"I don't know. They just get annoying," Mew shook his head. Gulf sighed.
"So isn't it your fault for finding them annoying and not being more patient?"
"No, you see...the thing is, I don't really need a girlfriend. I just need someone to fuck. The girls I've broken up with want commitment, but I never said I'd offer them that! I'm sorry they got the wrong idea. I'd really rather not have them all weid on me, so I'm obviously not going to get all lovey-dovey, am I?"
Mew did have a point. Once, a girl he was dating became obsessed with the idea that they were meant to be. When he moved on, she started stalking him, which eventually progressed into the girl breaking into his bedroom at night to strangle him, thinking that if she couldn't have him, then no one else would either. In the end, he had to move, change his phone numbers---it must have cost a fair bit of money. Mew had probably led her on, so it was likely that he got what he deserved. Of course when Gulf had heard the story he had felt a little sorry for Mew...after having a good laugh about it.
"There's no way I'm going to put up with those types. They're not really the type of girl anyone would want to sleep with anyway. And Gulf---I'm pretty much banned from attending those singles parties. I suppose that if I did go, then I'd just take all the girls anyway, so I can understand why they'd want to keep them all to themselves."
This kind of positive thinking was one of Mew's admirable points, but one could see how it also made him supremely annoying.
"So, you know, I think it would be nice to have a steady girlfriend. One who understands me. Then I'd be able to fuck her whenever I wanted."
"Mew, do you only date girls because you're horny?"
Mew pulled a strange face.
"You mean...there's another reason, other than sex, to go out with a girl?"
This asshole was entirely serious. Gulf sighed and shrugged.
TBC
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Body Language (MewGulf AU)
RomanceCOMPLETED Gulf Kanawut is pretty, popular, and sought after. What could possibly be wrong with his life? Everything. Though he's known as the 'Cool Beauty' of his college, the rumors couldn't be farther from the truth! Socially awkward, shy, and a l...
