A forgotten tour

Chapter 8

Chapter 8:
Everyone started yelling.
"What the fuck!?"
"Was that a person?!"
"What was that?"
"Are they okay?!"
"Are we being attacked?"
I sighed and turned to Lisa, who was freaking out. "Don"t worry, this is normal."
I turned to the window. "FRIDAY, activate protocol 'this pool will be dead' on the window of impact."
"Yes Peter."
The window began to open, and the heights girls ran away. Oops.
I reached out and grabbed the person who was scrambling to keep from falling. They just laughed as I pulled them in.
"Woo that was fun! Thanks Petey!"
I sighed again as FRIDAY made another announcement.
"I would like to remind 'Peter's mercenary' that this ruins the security here, and the protocol will only be able to be used one more time before you are locked out."
Ignoring the message, they swung their arm around me. "So my name is Peter's mercenary now? What happened to my other one?"
"You can't swear on your name."
"Oh."
They turned to the class. "Oh hi! Does anyone here know who I am? Besides Ned and my dudette MJ."
Cindy slowly raised her hand. "You're Deadpool aren't you?"
They finger gunned. "Hell yea I am! Glad someone here is a person of culture. I am awesome, and there's time before the fireworks, so who has questions for me?"
Cindy raised her hand again. "Ummmm no offense but are you a good guy or a bad guy? It's kind of unclear?"
"Hmmmmm. I guess I'm like a bad good guy. I work with the Avengers sometimes, mostly my boi spidey, and I fight the bad guys, but I can use iffy methods to make things right. In that sense Peter's Mercenary is a good name for me. I'll kill anyone he wants but I don't need money."
Everyone kind of paled at that. I punched them in the side. "Willow, we've talked about this. Stop scaring people."
They huffed and called on Flash.
"Did you say you knew SpiderMan?"
They laughed and glanced at me. "He's my closest friend! We work together a bunch."
Flash was in awe, which was weird. "Cool."
They nodded and called on the next person.
"How do you know Peter?"
They slung her arm around my shoulder. "I told him not to tell, but I'm betrayed none of you even guessed! I'm his partner! Romantically."
"WHAT?"
"Peter has a secret relationship too?!"
"I feel single"
"No way."
Willow laughed. "Well that was a fun response. Next!"
"How are you even alive? You hit this building pretty hard, and somehow you're perfectly fine."
"Oh. It's my superpower! I'm basically immortal. I can heal myself. I did get hurt hitting the building, I probably broke my spine or something idk, but I'm good now."
"Ummmmmmm"
Everyone stood silently. That was the usual reaction towards Willow.
"Hey who wants to see it in action?!"
I grabbed their hand before they could pull out a knife.
"No. No way. You can't just do things like that!"
"Awwww come on. You're so boring. I won't even get blood on your carpet this time. Hey tour guide lady, can I demonstrate my power?"
I frantically shook my head but she didn't get the message. "Sure, why not?"
"Yes! Take that Parker."
"Ok fine." I turned to the group. "So everyone who doesn't like blood, or is just squeamish, I suggest you close your eyes."
Almost half the class did, including Ned and MJ. They'd seen it once before and that was enough. Flash looked like he was regretting all his life choices, but kept his eyes open. Guess he had to keep up his 'cool' persona.
I let go of Willow and they got a knife. I had to stop them again.
"We still haven't made your suit regrow with you, so take your glove off, idiot."
"Oh right! Haha. Well here we go!"
They took off the glove and cut their finger off.
Somebody screamed a bit, one of them looked faint, and everyone turned a little green. Flash looked like he was going to throw up, which made me laugh.
Everyone started gagging when the finger started to regrow.
"That is so weird."
"Ewwwwwww."
"This is sick."
"Awesome."
When it was done, Willow held up the severed finger. "So who wants to keep this as a souvenir?"
Everyone backed away. I snatched the finger away. "You can't offer body parts to people! I shouldn't have to say this once let alone five times!"
"Yea, but they sell for good money!"
"No."
I chuckled the finger in the trash. "Sorry about that. Everyone can look now."
Lisa glanced at her watch. "We still have a couple minutes if anyone still has questions for Deadpool."
"What happens if you cut off your head?"
Willow glared at me. "I don't know. I've wanted to try it, but Peter won't allow me. He says it's tOo DaNgErOuS"
"Well excuse me for trying to keep you from death."
I think everyone was more interested in our relationship than the actual questions. There were a few more questions, but then the fireworks started to go off.
They looked awesome from up here.
Everything was going pretty well until Willow heard what Flash was saying in the back.
"This trip has been so weird. First Penis was talking to the avengers but I can pass that off as a charity case. Then he has a lab, how the hell did that happen? The whole tv thing was crazy and now he's dating some psycho chic? Something's up.
Uh oh.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!"

Okay so I wanted Peter to be in a relationship and I like the spideypool dynamic. So I made Deadpool 17 years old which needs a whole new backstory. So I basically created my own character with the same power and personality as the original Deadpool, just my own. I have like one more chapter left of this then I'll write a story about them. I'm thinking of calling it 'The adventures SpiderPan and one dead pool.'