Chapter 9

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Chapter 9
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!"
I gulped and grabbed Willow's arms, holding them back. "Chillax, it's fine."
"No it's not! I knew something was happening at school, but bullying? Are you serious? I'm going to fucking kill this kid."
I tightened my grip, having to use my super strength to hold them back.
"Please don't. Yes I would like to see him pay, but you can't. We just sorted through all your legal issues, we don't need more."
MJ sighed. "As much as I'd like watching you tear Flash apart, Peter's right. And I had to help with all that paperwork and crap, so don't you dare give me more."
Willow gritted her teeth. "Fine, I won't kill him. I'll just fuck him up a bit."
"No!"
It was too late. They broke both their arms and slid out of my grip. They were healed by the time they reached Flash, and held a few of their many knives to his throat and various body parts.
"Dammit Willow you know I hate it when you do that!"
They ignored me and kept glaring at Flash who was terrified.
For some reason he seemed to think he could win this scenario. "You can't hurt me! Put me down, I didn't do anything wrong!"
"I'd hardly say that. I've killed groups of heavily armed and trained soldiers for much less. And like I just said before. I don't give a damn about the law. But I do care about my friends, who for some god forsaken reason will suffer if you do. So you have two options. You quit bullying my gang or I cut you up right here. What'll it be?"
He finally seemed to understand his position and avoided eye contact. "I'll leave them alone."
They dropped him. "Good. I'll know if you don't. But what's stopping me from making up for your past mistakes?"
They reached for another knife but I grabbed their hand. "Willow, no."
They pouted. "Come on Petey, you're so boring."
"If you hurt him I won't give you cuddles for months."
They immediately dropped the weapons and backed away. "Okay, okay sorry, no need to be so harsh on me geez."
I laughed as they tightened her grip on my hand.
"You guys should get going now. I'm sorry about all the weirdness, but at least you'll remember this trip."
Everyone nodded and followed Lisa away. They were all kind of speechless. Understandable.
I took Willow with me back to the tv room, where the avengers were still chilling.
Willow bounced around. "Hey guys! Miss me!?"
They all gave a collective sigh. They weren't her biggest fans.
Tony glared at her. "So we had to use protocol 'this pool will be dead" again. You do know that after one more time you'll have to go through the lobby with your badge, without exception. It doesn't matter that FRIDAY has your biometrics, it's supposed to be a punishment."
They flopped onto the couch. "That sounds horrible. I guess I'll try not to come in from random points. I'll just use Peter's windows or something."
I sat down next to them, scootching their legs away. "Or you could use a door, and not hurt yourself."
"Meh."
Once it was clear they weren't leaving, everyone started going back to normal.
Then Steve grinned and started playing something on the tv.
"Ok, I'm in the car with Happy. Why do they call you Happy anyway?"
I groaned. "Really? Why do you hate me?"
He laughed and sat against Bucky, which I took note of.
"Because seeing the beginning of it before made me want to watch the whole thing. Besides we had to contain ourselves and not embarrass you in front of the tour, but not anymore."
"I hate you."
I couldn't keep up my hatred, because my heart was melting at the sight of Willow asleep on my lap.  I don't care what they said or what they did, they were adorable.
They did need the rest, after all they healed like 4 different things in the span of 15 minutes.
So I managed to live through my embarrassing video. Now for revenge.
"Steve I will make you regret this."
"How so?"
I looked up. "FRIDAY, please play the PSA videos."
"Yes oh boneless one."
I was a bit caught off guard by that. "Okay who came up with that name?"
Tony doubled over laughing. "Your face is amazing Pete."
"You're such a traitor dad."
We were interrupted by Steve's worried look. "Hey Peter you aren't talking about What I think you are... are you?"
I grinned, hopefully portraying evil. "Yep."
The videos began to play.
The first two were about bullying and detention. Everyone was losing it and Steve was hiding his face in embarrassment. Sucker. This is karma.
The third video was about not doing drugs, which caused Bucky to laugh hysterically for some reason. It wasn't a usual sound coming from him.
"Uhhh Bucky are you good?"
He looked up. "Oh yea sorry. It's just that seeing Steve saying to not do drugs is kind of ironic (did I use that word right?) considering he used to be high all the time."
The room was filled with talking.
"Wait what?!"
"Huh!?"
"Steve whaaaat"
"Bruh"
He glared and lightly hit Bucky. "It's not my fault, but it's true. I used to be constantly high as a kid. But it's the doctors fault! We didn't have all this fancy medicine so they used what's now considered 'bad drugs'. Not my fault. And anyway after I became captain America, I never needed them anymore."
Well that wasn't as fun a story as I had hoped. Until Bucky added on.
"And how did you become Captain America?"
Steve sighed and muttered, "drugs."
We all started laughing again.
What a weird day

Well I'm done with this! It's been fun. I've posted the first chapter of 'The adventures of spider-pan and one dead pool' so that should be interesting. Thanks for all the support, especially the comments! :D

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