The Comfy Cartel

Corpse IV

"Y'know Corpse, I've been so busy taking you out to missions, I just realized I haven't taken you around the office to meet everyone!" Sykunno said as the two walked around the space outside of the main doors to Toast's division.

"That's a relief." Corpse said. "It sucks not knowing everyone's name."

"As I said before, Capo Toast is in charge of Territorial Expansion, and all that stuff. He's got a bunch of overseers, Me, Masayoshi, Quarterjade, (A/N: Should I call John John or Masayoshi? Same with Jodi.) and Hafu." Sykunno explained. "I've only been recently promoted to Overseer rank, so I've only gotten you under my belt."

"And don't forget his MASSIVE female fanbase!" A man with dyed grey hair and glasses added in with a smirk, as he walked up to the two (A/N: Fck it imma call him John). 

Sykunno blushed. "What?!" he stammered. "No way John, we all know how it is with me, girls just aren't attracted to-oh?" Sykunno turned around after getting a tap on the back, to see an eager woman with a nametag reading 'Jessielol69' delivering a tote bag full of badges to Sykunno. "Wow Jessica, thanks for the 100 gift subs Jessica, that's a whole lot of gift subs!"

Corpse looked at John in disbelief. "What is happening." he mouthed. John shrugged and walked inside the division as the main doors slid open for him.

Sykunno coughed into his arm to get Corpse's attention as they walked through the doors. "Anyways Corpse, each Overseer has several people under them. They'll usually have a couple of Enforcers at the maximum but usually has a ton of Fans. I'll be giving you a tour of the division for now." Sykunno said as he guided Corpse through the maze of office desks and such. "Oh, what's this?" Sykunno asked, as another woman with a nametag reading 'BethH420' approached him with another bag, this time filled to the brim with cash. "Wow Beth, thanks for the $1000 dollar donation, that's a whole lot of cash you're giving me!"

The rest of the walk was similar to this, with random women giving Sykunno an assortment of gifts. 

"Right!" Sykunno said, dumping the gifts from his fans on a table. "Here we are at our first Overseer we're visiting."

"Sykunno, what do you with all this stuff?" Corpse asked, gazing at the overflowing gifts on the table.

Sykunno glanced at the table. "To pay my exorbitant water bill obviously!" Sykunno answered. "Anyways, this is Jodi and John's section." Sykunno opened the door to let Corpse in.

"Jodi!" Sykunno called out from fans working underneath Jodi's section. "Hello?!" 

An attractive woman with pink hair looked up from the desk she was sitting on. "Hey Sykunno!" Jodi pointed with her thumb at Corpse. "Is this Corpse."

Corpse waved his hand. "That's me."

"I'm just giving Corpse a little tour." Sykunno said to Jodi.

"Well Corpse, welcome to my division!" Jodi said. "Me and John, my boyfriend, are the Overseers here, and we tend to specialize in the street-level enforcement sort of stuff. Intimidation, tax collecting, minor territorial expansion, all of that stuff goes to us."

"Sup Jodi." John said, coming up from behind them. 

"Hey John." Jodi said. "Just letting Sykunno give Corpse a tour."

"Oh right, we've met outside the division doors!" Corpse said.

"Yeah, yeah, just help me get into Sykunno's head that girls are into him." John chuckled.

"But it's true!" Sykunno protested. "Girls just aren't attracted to me!"

Jodi winced, and turned back to Corpse. "Yeah, good luck with that."

"Well Corpse, let's just move on to the next section." a miffed Sykunno said. "Let's go to Hafu's!

After another long trek through the mob of Sykunno fans, they arrived at the Hafu l̶o̶b̶b̶y̶ division. Sykunno knocked on the door. "Knock Knock? Hafu?"

A woman in a yellow shirt opened the door. "What Sykunno?"

"I just wanted to introduce my new enforcer to the division!" Sykunno cheerfully said.

"Oh!" Hafu exclaimed. "You must be Corpse."

"Pleasure to meet you." Corpse nodded his head politely.

"Well, welcome to my department! We specialize in negotiating Allies and Treaties with other gangs and such. The big stuff goes to Lily, but we still do a ton of negotiation." Hafu explained. A  couple fans waved at Sykunno and Corpse.

"And she's good at it." Sykunno added. "Hafu is...pretty good at getting at what she wants."

"Some call it manipulation, others call it marination. Either way, it works fine for me." Hafu shrugged. "Besides, I'm not the only Overseer practicing some devious things." Hafu glanced at Sykunno. Corpse remembered Sykunno's garden. 

"Well Corpse, let's move on to the final section! Ours." Sykunno said as they made their way back to Sykunno's division. "You already know this, but our Division is the assassination department! We're the guys you go to when you need someone taken out."

"Home sweet home." Corpse breathed out as he flumped onto a couch. "No wonder why I got assigned to you. I've been taking hits my entire career." 

"It'll be Home sweet Home for you soon enough!" Sykunno said. "Your dorm is getting prepared right as we speak."

"I'm living here?" Corpse asked, surprised. 

"Everyone from enforcers up gets their own dormitory here." Sykunno explained. "You could live somewhere else if you paid for another place, but you probably can't afford that right now. Most people choose to sleep here anyways."

"It's two flights up, room B-10, if you want to check it out." Sykunno said, and Corpse dashed to the stairwell.

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A/N

Sykunno-assasination department

John and Jodi-Street enforcement

Hafu - Allies and Treaties

I was gonna add ryan as an overseer but I don't feel like thinking of any more departments right now ughhhh, so ryan will be an enforcer without a specific department