illumis computer 🛐🛐

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Illumi
Has anyone seen my computer?

Killua
No why

Illumi
I can't find it, duh.

Gon
why do you need it?

Illumi
I have work?

Gon
wait you have a real job

Illumi
No..? I have to set up meeting
plans.

Hisoka
It is 4 in the goddamn morning,
shut the fuck up.

Illumi
Rude.

Gon
n e ways

Illumi
I just need it really quickly so
then I can sleep without the
boss getting on my ass for this.

Killua
You probably just left it at
Hisoka's house or something

Illumi
No, I haven't been there in a
while.

Kurapika
Guys what the fuck its so late

Hisoka
That's what I'm saying!

Illumi
I can't find my computer.

Kurapika
You left it at my place again.

Gon
since when do you two hang
out??

Illumi
You can think of me as an
inside man for him. I give
him the details of the
Troupe's next moves, any
plans to kill him.

Killua
COOL

Hisoka
Wait what

Illumi
Huh?

Hisoka
You joined the Troupe just
so Kurapika could avenge
his clan??

Illumi
Yes.

Hisoka
You're such a doll~ <3

Killua
Gross

Kurapika
1) Ew. 2) What's the next move?

Illumi
They know you'll be attending the
next auction, as you requested I
tell them. The plan is to wait
until it is over, as they know
you'll be staying overtime to get
the scarlet eyes.

Kurapika
Thank you, Illumi.

Illumi
It's a pleasure doing business with
you, Kurta.

Killua
Wow I didn't know Illumi could
be... cool 😟

Illumi
Shut up. I'm going to bed. I'm
excepting to see my computer
tomorrow, Kurapika.

Kurapika
Alright, goodnight.

Illumi
Goodnight, Kurta. Goodnight,
Hisoka.

Hisoka
Okayyy thennn

Gon
this shit is getting weird 😟

Killua
And AWESOME

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