But during/after seggs 🧍🏻♀️
(About cuddles) "They're dumb. I don't need anything like that"
5 minutes later
"Hisoka I'm cold can we cuddle"
"Please stop touching my thighs- IM SERIOUS"
(A conversation with Killua after YKNOW)
"You know, Illumi, you seem really clumsy today"
"OH??"
"I wonder why..." (genuine confusion)
A quote from the night before that convo:
(Literally about to pass out) "I'd fucking marry you- You're so hot- I love you"
"I know I'm not in the right headspace to be taking care of a child but"
"Illumi no"
"BUT HISOKAAAA"
"IM NOT GOING TO GREED ISLAND IM SORRY"
"Yes. Yes I have big man honkers. Please shut up now"
"No I'd rather suck your dick but okay bitch"
"Bitch I dare you to refer to me as a dog again. Go ahead. Do it. I dare you. Be a brave boy. GO ON"
"I swear to god- I'm not- I'M NOT WEARING ANYTHING FOR YOU- NOR AM I GETTING MYSELF TO LOOK LIKE CHROLLO YOU HORNY LITTLE FUCK"
Replies to what Hisoka has said:
"Yeah Hisoka, I do wanna play Minecraft"
"Yes. Consent is cooler than sex"
"I- SERIOUSLY I'M UPSET AND THATS WHAT TOU BRING UP? OH MY GOD FINE I'LL FUCKIN'-"
"DO IT BITCH. GO ON CHOKE ME"
"I mean duh?? We're both men how could it not be gay? I love you by the way"
"No, baby, don't eat your skin- I-"
"NO ITS ON YOU FOR NOT CONVINCING ME TO LET YOU CLEAN ME OFF"
YOU ARE READING
idk hxh gcs?
Fanfictionbecause i am gay and i have no life and cottageore hisoillu is my only thoughts ever i just like got bored and started writing if hxh had a gc, i thought it'd be fun ig?? but yeah these are like 3 weeks old nojwjww
