Eren Jaeger

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Illumi
nae
nae naes

Killua
What

Gon
?????????

Kurapika
It's??? 4 in the morning???

Illumi
I can't sleep
Lol

Killua
So thiiisssss is how Illumi acts
when hes tired
Hisoka take notes

Hisoka
I fucking??? Live with him???

Killua
And

Hisoka
SO I FUCKING KNEW
ALREADY???

Killua
Huh

Hisoka
Illumi is my husband SO
I ALREADY KNOW HOW
HE ACTS WHEN HES
TIRED

Killua
Ohhhhh

Illumi
I need
Sleep
Badly

Gon
then
sleep

Illumi
Uh
No
You know when there's
an air pocket in the
corner of your eye

Kurapika
Ur eyes have pockets

Illumi
No

Kurapika
I didnt know they were
that big damn

Illumi
🙁
If you ever feel useless
remember that Machi
exists

Kurapika
Omg yt /hj

Illumi
YT???
I'm Chinese 🙁

Kurapika
My fellow ching chong
mf
I meant ty

Killua
We're Chinese
??

Illumi
I wear a fucking Qipao
every 8 seconds
How do you
Not pick
That up

Killua
What a qipao

Kurapika
.

Illumi
Never ever associating with
you ever again.

Killua
What
Why
Huh

Chrollo
A Qipao (can be called
cheongsam) is a piece
of traditional Chinese
clothing usually worn
by women.

Kurapika
Worded gorgeously

Illumi
Do you ever regret every
life choice ever because
you look up r34 of
yourself as a joke.

Kurapika
You didn't...

Illumi
I did.

Hisoka
Hanjo does it better

Illumi
Bonk

Killua
No

Leorio
Stfu

Illumi
JUST TURN OFF YOUR
NOTIFICATIONS DUDE

Leorio
If I have them off... Then
who am I??

Illumi
Yourself
Unless you have a psychotic
delusion and or a disorder
like DID or OSDD

Leorio
Oh

Kurapika
Educated man

Illumi
No
I got went "hey I probably
have a fucking trauma
disorder because of my
childhood lets research
some" one day

Kurapika
Still educated

Illumi
Fair point
You kinda smell..
Like a grandma 🥺🥺
Eren Yaegar

Kurapika
Grandma??

Illumi
Idk someone told me
it meant grandma
in filipino

Kurapika
What does

Illumi
Baka
That or cow

Kurapika
Nice

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