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KILLUA ISJSHWHWHAT part 2

For some reason theres something about soft or innocent looking seggs faces that make our Hisoka alter unbearably hornknee 👍

Illumi
Seriously what the fuck.
There is no way this is my brother.

Kurapika
What do you mean?

Illumi
He willingly came home, he's been
misgendering Alluka and he's being
nice to Milluki.

Kurapika
Did you do anything?

Illumi
If I could do this that quickly,
I would've already.

Kurapika
Did Hisoka do anything? Maybe the
Phantom Troupe?

Illumi
None. Hisoka's genuinly worried and
the PT are on their way here (-Chrollo),
we're all suspicious about it.

Kurapika
Oh...

Illumi
Even Shalnark is confused about it.
He's like one of the smartest people
in the PT!

Kurapika
Damn...

- Messages End -

Killua went up to his room, he was surprised to see it was still the way it used to be. Even Illumi's gifts were there. Illumi used to get him something special every time he lost a tooth, learned a new ability, trained with a different weapon, ect...

He started to cry, all of those memories were locked away. The good times, the times when he had a good brother.

Illumi kissed Hisoka again, this is what he always did instead of getting ready for an event. It was better than getting ready anyways.

"Master Illumi ar-" Canary paused. "Are you alright." She closed her eyes. "He's fine." Hisoka replied for Illumi. "Wonderful. Just be ready soon. The rest of the staff are almost done preparing." She walked out of the room, Hisoka heard a faint "Tsubone they were making out-" "No they weren't." "THEY WERE-"

Milluki was in his room scamming men (get it girlie 🛐) out of their money. "No.. I'm sowwy." He replied to the question of "Will you be on later?" with his UwU voice. He was teaching Kalluto how to scam men too.

(THIS IS BONDING AT ITS FINEST)
He muted. "So that's how you do it." Milluki said, going to leave the call. "Oh, okay." Kalluto nodded, writing it down.

Canary went to go get Milluki and Kalluto, Tsubone went to get Illumi and Hisoka, Gotoh went to go get Killua. Kikyo and Silva were ready, and Hisoka was wearing the exact same thing. Illumi was probably passed out in his room, so Tsubone went there too. Spoiler alert, he was.

They all went to the ball room to see what looked more like a birthday party. "Hisoka.. What day is it?" Illumi asked. "July 7th, why?" Hisoka replied. "It's Kil's birthday." Illumi said, stressed enough already. "I forgot.." He sighed.

"Okay, Kalluto, you remember, right?" Milluki asked. "Yes, scam all homophobes out of their money and then kill them." Kalluto said. "I am so proud." He said, giggling.

Killua entered the room. Illumi walked over to him. "Happy birthday." He semi-smiled. "Illu-nii!" He hugged him. "You didn't take back all those gifts you gave me?!" He asked. "No..? Why would I?" Illumi asked, taking off his necklace. "Kil, I believe it's time this is yours." He gave Killua the necklace. A simple silver chain with a pendant of the Snake of Greed.