If you're a horni hisoillu shipper I want you to imagine the following
Just Hisoka repeating "mine" when fucking Illumi but REALLY gently and handling him softly and JUST I CANT ISNDNSJDNFND
ALSO
The idea of Hisoka holding Illumi tight and being all affectionate makes me jealous
Illumi
Do you ever just look at a couple
with kids or a pregnant person and
go "Wow, I think kids would be cool"
and then remember how fucked
your mind is.
Kurapika
What the fuck
Illumi
Like.. Do you?
Kurapika
No
Dude are you high again
Illumi
No.
Kurapika
You sure?
Illumi
Yes.
Gon
he does this all the time
Killua
Usually when Hisoka's ignoring
him.
Illumi
He isn't ignoring me, he just
needs time alone. Shut up.
Killua
Whatd you do this timw?
Gon
timw
Illumi
I don't know.
Killua
Just look all sad and wait
Illumi
Why?
Killua
Because if he walks into your room
and notices that you seem sad he'll
break and try to make you feel better
Illumi
Why do you know my husband
better than me.
Kurapika
I just sit back and observe.
Killua
Just try it dude😩
Illumi
Issue is: I don't know how to
act sad.
Killua
Like hug a pillow and cover
yourself up to your eyes 🤨⁉️
Illumi
Bye.
Killua
Goodluck 😰‼️
(Illumi isn't trying it he's just waiting 100%)
Gon
Killua do i wanna watch me
play fnf
u*
Kurapika
You*.
Gon
shur
shur
shuy
shut
Kurapika
That brings me physical pain.
Gon
good 😩‼️
Killua
Yeah I'll be in your room
Gon
Pog
YOU ARE READING
idk hxh gcs?
Fanfictionbecause i am gay and i have no life and cottageore hisoillu is my only thoughts ever i just like got bored and started writing if hxh had a gc, i thought it'd be fun ig?? but yeah these are like 3 weeks old nojwjww
