Welcome, whoever has found this book. Please, call me Dazerzhiz. I won't say more. If you are one of the Uninitiated or Unwilling, W̸̻̎͌A̸̰̒Ḱ̴̼͕͐E̴̞͋̄ͅ ̶̙̩͒U̴͍̽P̵̝̮͛.̶̙͖̈́͠ But, should you decide to S̴̟̞͂̚L̷̘̜̅̈́E̸̹͊͆E̷̫͚͐̃P̴̘̪̿̈́,̵̹͙́̎, T̶̙̉͋Ų̴͝R̵͌͂...
1. Wanting to lay on your stomach, but it compresses your human ribcage and fucking HURTS
2. Random fruit or meat cravings (yes gators eat fruit look it up)
3. Occasionally being a territorial POS
4. Trying to find your astral/phantom tail, not being able to, then wondering if you lost it in your past alligator life and wondering if that's why your tailbone feels like someone stabbed it every once in a while
5. Being a lazy POS
6. Being completely intolerant of the cold
7. Wishing you lived in the South, then realizing you don't want to because the people there are batshit insane
8. Wanting to swim, then proving your human self to be terrible at it
9. The incredibly poor translation of your old crocodilian touch-based world to your new human vision-based world
Timestamp: 11:37
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How in the ever-living fuck did this happen?
Timestamp: 17:00
Not much progress has been made with my tulpa Tal. However, yesterday, we did discuss what is perhaps the biggest pitfall regarding tulpae. If anyone checking this out is inspired to make a tupper, keep this advice in mind. It'll save you and your future being.
NEVER CREATE A TULPA WITH THE INTENT OF TAKEOVER/PERMANENT FULL-BODY POSSESSION.
Never.
If you really need evidence, go here:
https://xena.greedo.xeserv.us/tumblr/ponystasha/
This will be all the evidence you need. Trust me.
Timestamp: 17:04
So I might have a thing. As in, a T̴H̷I̸N̶G̸. And this T̴H̷I̸N̶G̸ is...weird. I can almost feel it, just like my tulpa. Tal said he talked to it yesterday. I have yet to readily see/hear the T̴H̷I̸N̶G̸, but I know it's around here somewhere. Any advice for getting rid of T̴H̷I̸N̶G̸s? Or is my subconscious tricking me with the T̴H̷I̸N̶G̸? Or am I just going to learn how to live with the T̴H̷I̸N̶G̸, whatever it is?
Timestamp: 17:08
Here's a fun little riddle. If you can answer it, I shall finally have an answer as to what the fuck's happening at my house. Here goes...
I am alone at my house except for my cat and my dog. I live in a two-story house. My cat is in the basement and the door is closed. My dog is in their crate and cannot get out. I have no other animals, and there are no other humans in the house. I am sitting at the table downstairs.
So why do I hear footsteps coming from the hallway upstairs?
Timestamp: 17:50
If there actually are reptilian shapeshifters among us (as in the conspiracy theory), I think that would actually be kind of neat. Means there's more people out there in the world like this gator fledgling.
Timestamp: 18:21
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