March 12, 2021
Timestamp: 15:29
Time to introduce Tal, my tulpa.
Name: Oizyg
Nickname: Tal
Height: 6'9 (self-proclaimed)
Weight: 74 lbs. (self-proclaimed)
Species: Winged Alligator
Scale Color: Gray
Eye Color: Blue
Wing Color: Blue
DOB: May 15
Pronouns: They/Them
Gender: Uncertain
Wing Type: Feathered
Tail Length: 3'5 (self-proclaimed)
Claw Color: Black (self-proclaimed)
Timestamp: 13:37 (lol)
Googled "weregator" because I could. Found my own book among the image results :)
Please ignore the picture underneath the RPG miniature. -_-
Timestamp: 13:45
Random ass website tried to fucking scam me. LOL.
I'm not a dumbass, FORTUNA FORUM. I fucking know this new-ass computer. Your sketchy-ass website can fuck off and die in a virtual hole.
Oh, and P.S. motherfuckers, your fucking message at the top is grammatically incorrect. It's HAS, not HAVE. And I don't even have a subscription to this fucking 'Life Lock' thing.
Fuck you, phishing assholes. I can see right. Through. You. My email will never be yours, degenerate cretins. It's so fucking obvious when you know what to look for. Try again next time, shitheads!
- Sincerely,
A pissed off weregator that hates scams
*Note: I didn't click on a single fucking thing from this website.*
Link if you've seen similar(or just like knowing): https://www.nortonlifelock.com/blogs/feature-stories/fraudulent-use-nortonlifelock-brand
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