This you? haikyuu x reader

battery acid and skid marks 😍

lol we changed their names cuz we got tired of them (kuloo means ass in spanish)
kuloo=kuroo
Duki=tsuki
henahtah=hinata
baka-to=bokuto
kenbrah=kenma

Mother's of St. Anthony's Church ⛪️
6:00 pm

Kuloo:
AYO WHERE ARE YALL

Duki :
in our rooms stfu

Kuloo:
come to the lobby i want y/n and esmie to meet my team
also i cant find kenma or... literally my team

henahtah:
uhh i was with them earlier they said they were going to "explore"
or in other words harass suga and daichi most likely

henahtah:
AYO HOLD ON THAT RHYMED
IK YALL HEARD THOSE BARS🤸‍♀️🏊‍♀️🏋️‍♂️

baka-to😩‼️:
SHEESH YOU VALID NO CAP ALL FACTS ON JESUS CHRIST😳 anyways
i saw them walking with kenma earlier
but idk where they went

Kuloo:
okay but like why tf aren't
they responding they be typing before
the actual message gets sent 😐

y/n:

AYO WHATS UP

esmie:
WASS GOOD 🤤🤌

Kuloo:
WHERE ARE YALL IVE LOOKED ALL OVER THE DORMS

esmie:
if you wanted to kiss me you could have just said that 😩☝️

Kuloo:
...
uhh no
not yet at-least 😏

esmie:
AYO FR??
😎🤏
😳🕶🤏

Kuloo:
lol no
ANYWAYS

esmie:
😀

y/n:
OH NO ESMIE-
caught simping in 4K 😞📸

Kuloo:
😁
ANYWAYS SERIOUSLY
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS???

baka-to😩‼️:
fr me and kubro looked
literally everywhere 😟

henahtah:
INFOUND THEM BUT
WHAT THE FUCKSM

Duki:
stfu hinata i can hear you screaming
from here

Kuloo:
WHERE ARE THEY??

henahtah:
KRKWKD HOW DID THEY-
*insert a photo of esmie and y/n playing on
kenma's switch with the rest of the nekoma
team*

baka-to😩‼️:
WHY ARE THEY IN THE
STORAGE ROOM??

Kuloo:
HOW TF DID THEY MEET MY
WHOLE ASS MF TEAM WITHOUT ME
IM-

Y/n:
LMFAOOO KUROO, LEV JUST
SAID YOU SMELL LIKE BATTERY ACID
AND SKID MARKS KFLELR

esmie:
AND THEN YAKU CHOKE
SLAMMED HIM ONTO THE
FLOOR HAHSHD

Kenbrah:
kuroo, Yamamoto said to
hurry up and come here bc lev started
crying and now he won't let go of y/n 😐

esmie:
BRUH FUKUNAGAS LETTING ME
DO HIS EYELINER WHAT A SEGGSY
YOUNG MAN 😩😩

Y/n:
OMG FR?? LUCKY😩 LEV IS
BLOWING HIS DAMN NOSE
INTO MY SLEEVE 🧍‍♀️

Kuloo:
IM COMING RN HOLD ON Y/N 🏊‍♀️

.............

Kuroo made his way to the storage room, fully prepared to pry Lev off of y/n🙄 but what he didn't expect to see was y/n on kenmas switch with lev's head in their lap and kenma laying his head on their left shoulder😍
A little behind them was esmie who was doing Fukunagas eyeliner like she said🥵
"GAH DAYUM FUKUNAGA YOU LOOK
SEXY ASF LEMME KISS YOU BRO😤"
kuroo's yelling scared the shit out of everyone who quickly turned to look at him🏃‍♀️
"bruh WHY ARE YOU YELLING... you right tho-"
Kuroo and Yamamoto high fived before turning to sit next to the team.
Kuroo spoke up and asked a question that has been floating around in his head for a bit now🧐
"Um y/n and esmie... how THE FUCK did you guys meet my team- "
y/n and esmie exchanged glances before snickering😏
y/n handed kenma his switch before turning to look at kuroo.
"i mean what can i say 😎we're just that sexy, hot, cool, amazing, gorg-😍 OWWW🤕"
y/n was smacked on the back of the head by kenma, before he let out a little chuckle and told them it was their turn to play😒 "idiot"
...
a/n: um hey- SORRY WE'VE BEEN GONE FOR A WHILE SCHOOLS BEEN REALLY BITING US IN THE ASS AND AFTER SCHOOL SOCCER 👺 BUT WERE HERE TODAY WITH A NEW CHAPTER😎 we hope you guys are enjoying the book so far and THANK YOU FOR 41k LIKE WTF- HOW- no fr tho how
We seriously love you all so much<33
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