This you? haikyuu x reader

COUNT YOUR DAYS TSUKI🤬

Y/n and esmie walked over to the boys who were huddled together in front of the bus. Hinata was making a tiktok, dancing to the corvette song and nicki's part in rake it up. He actually did good too 😳
his body moved like he was animated (😏iykyk)
They were barely able to get a greeting out before the whole team turned, stared, and started laughing at them😢
"NOOOO UR LYING"
"DONT TELL ME THATS HOW YOU GUYS PLAN ON GETTING IN😭😭"
"STFU NOYA UR JUST JEALOUS OF
OUR SWAG😎"
Y/n struck a pose at him before looking over at esmie and smirking😏
"facts if you wanted some of these cool ass glasses you could've just asked🙄" and esmie struck another pose with hand guns 💪.
Kageyama came from behind the both of them and smacked them on the back of the head.
"you two are idiots😐 those weird ass outfits may work now bc it's dark but what about when the sun comes out? then what🤨"
"WHAT THE FUCK I SWEAR YOU WERE JUST STANDING OVER THERE 😟 HOMIE DID YOU TELEPORT-"
"you didn't answer the question 👹"
"uhhh 😀 we didnt think of that😅"
"WE- MF WHOS WE??? UR THE ONE THAT CAME UP WITH THE PLAN THIS IS ON YOU ESMIE🧍‍♀️"
esmie smacked y/n on the back of the
head AGAIN😩
"OW BRO WHAT THE FUCK LEAVE THE BACK OF MY HEAD ALONE🥲"
esmie cleared her throat and rolled her eyes before turning back to face everyone.
"Shut up this plan was perfect and i know we won't be getting caught😏"
"Getting caught doing what?"
Y/n and esmie immediately froze at the sound of Coach Ukai's voice. well fuck 🧎‍♀️
Before y/n could even turn around to face Ukai, esmie had shoved y/n towards him.
"IT WAS Y/N'S IDEA IM INNOCENT😃👉"
Y/n's eyes almost shot out of their head, but before they could go and beat esmies ass, Ukai had already spoke up.
"Why the hell are you here wearing sunglasses at 5 in the goddamn morning 😐"
"uhhhh well you see- "
y/n was interrupted by tsuki who decided to open his big fat mouth and snitch on them🤬
"Y/n and esmie were planning to sneak into the training camp."
"TSUKI YOU SNITCH ILL RIP THOSE GODDAMN GOGGLES RIGHT OFF UR FACE-"
All of a sudden Coach Ukai started laughing a little TOO HARD- we all know his frail ass lungs can't take that smh 😪
"HAHSHAHDHAH YOU TWO ARE IDIOTS I CANT EVEN BELIEVE IT "
Y/n and esmie stood there watching Coach Ukai having a laughing fit with no clue what to do , and not to mention he sounded like an old motor trying to turn on🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

Ukai finally calmed down and turned to the two friends still clutching his stomach. 
"you two could've just asked and I would've let you come😀 BAHAHAH THE OUTFITS"
All of karasuno stood there SHOCKED while Ukai continued to have another laughing fit. so it was that easy??😀
"hold on- YOU MEAN TO TELL ME WE COULDVE JUST ASKED??? I DIDNT HAVE TO DO THIS STUPID ASS PLAN😃"
"ayo wdym stupid pl-"
"shut up esmie, not the time 🤚"
esmie smacked the back of y/n's head again
"BRUH WTF DO YALL HAVE AGAINST MY HEAD 🥲"
Daichi stepped forward and looked at the time.

"Ok well now that... thats all sorted out 😀 we should get going or we'll be late🧍‍♂️"
Y/n turned to tsuki and smirked😏
"you hear that tsuki YOU HEAR THAT???"
esmie turned to her bsf and gave them a high five
"THATS RIGHT YOU BIG BIRD LOOKING BITCH YOU OWE US A HUG WHEN WE GET THERE😼"
Tsuki shuddered and turned away, looking a little paler then usual😰
"COUNT YOUR DAYS TSUKI COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS😈"
before y/n could taunt tsuki further she was smacked on the back of the head AGAIN by kageyama who was heading into the bus. 🙄
All the boys started loading into the bus after him, leaving y/n, rubbing the back of their head 😢 and a nonchalant esmie.
y/n turned to their best friend and put their arm around her shoulder.
"dude idk how the fuck we managed to do this... but we did so YOLO😝"
Y/n hopped into the bus with esmie trailing right behind them
"I CALL SITTING NEXT TO DAICHI😍"
"FUCK NO-"
"daichi you pronounced yes wrong😊"
unfortunately, before y/n could continue, suga had already sat next to daichi smh 😒
there were only two spots left and next to the two mfs ...kageyama and hinata

In the end y/n ended up sitting next to Kageyama 🙄 and esmie sat next to hinata who damn near threw a fit 😍
he thought that esmie would beat him up the whole ride which she did el oh el😊

Even if they didn't get to sit next to who they wanted at least y/n and kags got to bully children on Roblox together 🤩

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hey besties 😩 THANK YALL FOR 4K READS THIS IS CRAZY OMG 😪🙏anyways we had trouble writing this chapter and we also felt like it was underwhelming so sorry if you felt that while reading too, we promise the next chapter will be better and have more "action" moments if that makes sense. anyways i hope y'all having a good day and stay safe