Shitty Saturday

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John POV

I had woken up.

Another shitty day. Another shitty morning. At least it's Saturday. At least I don't have to put up with dumbasses today. Well until....

I turned on my phone and it blew up with notifications.

Apparently Arlo got annoyed by the group chat nicknames and changed them all to our normal names.

There goes the fun.

Group Chat

Arlo: Shut up already

Rei: NOOO you took our names

Claire: it's kinda boring now

John: ....

John: Arlo.

Arlo: ?

John: You bitch.

Rei: NO SWEARING AROUND CHILDREN

Remi: Rei I- you idiot

Rei: Shut the fuck up you dumb bitch.

Rei: Anyway, so-

Remi: HEY! I'M TELLING MOM.

Rei: NO NOT THE BELT. I DONT WANNA GET BEATEN AGAIN😭😭😭😭

Rei: SPARE ME MY LIFEEEE

Remi: No💖💖💖💖

Blyke: Remi maybe you should spare him this one last time.

Remi: No.

Isen: I- WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY PEN?

Blyke: I dunno?

Isen: WAS IT YOU JOHN? DID YOU STEAL IT FROM ME WHEN I WAS AT YOUR DORM?

Seraphina: Daddy chilllll

Seraphina: Wait, what? Why was Isen at your dorm?

John: We made amendments🙂

Claire: That's a first

Arlo: What

Arlo: You literally are a physical depiction of a psychopath. Why would you make amendments?

John: You know what else I'm a physical depiction of?

Arlo: What

Isen: what

Seraphina: huh

Claire: wut

Rei: ?

Blyke: hmmm

Remi: What

John: ....

John: Untreated mental illness.

Seraphina: Was that a reference of what I just think it was?

John: Yes 😌💅

Remi: Wow I never thought John would use those emojis

John: Okay and? What you gonna do about it BITCH-🙄🔪🔪🔪🔪🙄💅💅💅💅

Blyke: I- HEY. DON'T SAY THAT. REMI IS A GOD.

John: No she ain't

John: She isn't even god tier-😭🤚

Arlo: Sooooo now that we're on the topic of hierarchy-

Seraphina: No.

John POV

I put away my phone and laugh to myself a little.

It's great to see us all getting along... Well partially.

Written: March 23rd 2021

Published: March 23rd 2021

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