Feral Friday

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John: Holy shit

Rei: 😧

John: What.

Rei:😨😨😨😨 bad word

John: C'mon. Shut the fuck up

John: I'm sure that all of us, and the readers are sick of you filtering

Sera: omg guys

Arlo: .... NO.

Sera: eheehehe

Arlo: Seraphina. I AM YOUR SUPERIOR

Isen: I'd let you be my superior any day daddy Arlo 😏😏😏🍆🍆🍆🍆👉👌

Blyke: ISEN EHQT THE FUCK

Cecile: And to think at one point I assumed you were normal...

Sera: Arlo helped a low tier in the hallway today~~~~

Elaine: *le GASP*

Rei: rlly said fuck the hierarchy

Arlo: I AM THE HIERARCHY.

John: fuck you, Arlo

Isen: fuck Arlo 😏🍆👉👌

John: Wtf

Isen: It's okay John we can have a 3 way 😈😈😈

John: who tf gave him Viagra he's been like this since yesterday

Remi: Oh funny! that's the name of the medicine I gave him ☺️

Cecile: You WHAT?

Remi: Hm? I thought he had pulmonary hypertension so I gave him Viagra!

Rei: Nobody say SHIT to her.

Arlo: uhhhhh

Blyke: REMI VIAGRA MAKES YOU HORNY-

Remi: 😧 that explains why he was making those werid sounds

Elaine: Rems 😭😭😭

Sera: Wtf don't give him Viagra anymore where the hell did you get the impression he had pulmonary hypertension

Remi: Well I took a vet class in 7th grade and I thought that since humans are animals, pulmonary hypertension looks the same for them!

Rei: and thats exactly why you got kicked out after the 3rd class...

Isen: omg cpr cupcakKe stuck in my head 32/7

Arlo: I think you mean 24/7

Isen: Yk what I mean 👿

John: I swear to God-

Sera: SJJJDHDHQH

Rei: Remi where are you rn?

Remi: Oh, Isens dorm ☺

Rei: REMI LEAVE RIGHT NOW. GO TO SERAPHINAS DORM. NOW.

Remi: Okay!

Isen: NoOOoOoo Whyyyyy

Rei: NO. YOU ARE NOT FUCKING MY SISTER.

Isen: awww.

Isen: I'll just fuck you then 🤪🥵🥵🥵🥵🤤🤯🤠🥸😈😈😈😤😤😤🙈🙉😻😻😻👁👅👁👉👌💦💦💦💦💢💢💢💋💋💋

Rei: I would say I'd fuck your mother, but I already have.

Blyke: WHT

Isen: SdTAY AWAY FROM MY MOM

Rei: Be a darling and tell Isabel I say "Hi," would you? 🙂

Isen: HOW THE FUCK DO TIY KNOW KY MOMS NAMEW

Elaine: Woah

Arlo: "Woah," indeed, Lainey.

Elaine: Stop calling me Lainey.

Arlo: Okay.

Arlo: Lainey

John: Cecile been quiet....

Sera: Quiet... oh no

Arlo: Quiet, indeed. Right, Lainey?

Elaine: True....

Cecile: OH! Sorry, I was writing an article.

Rei: About...?

Cecile: Isen wanting to fuck the queen of Wellston?

Rei: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU WRITE THAT FUCKING ARTICLE-'

Cecile: I think I'll back down. Don't want you fucking my mom-

Isen: Cecile should totally cum to my dorm

Cecile: Fuck you. I'll only go there to beat your ass

Isen: Even better~

Cecile: WHAT THE FUCK WENT WRING WHEWN YOUR MOM BIRTHED YOU? YOU DISGRACEFUL WASTE OF SPACE TRASDHY DIRT DISGRACEFUL EXCUSE FIR A HUMAB FUCKUNG BEING.

Isen: SORRY mommy dsorry mommy sorry

Sera: We should get Boba, John. And then we can go to the park afterwards!!!

John: I'm kinda busy, maybe tomorrowwww

Remi: Aweeee

Blyke: ship it

Arlo: Get a room.

Sera: Ew.

John: Yall nastyyyy

Sera: Moving on, anywayyyy

Rei: YOU guys are so annoying isdtg

Remi: Reiiiiiiiii

Rei: Yes 😚😚😚😚

Remi: When?

Rei: Hm?

Remi: When.... did I ask?

Rei: LE CHANCELA ISTFG COME HETE YKUT LITTLE CHILD H5UXCH THUNGY HUDBJWUBT  QQB3BFHWNEJRIIA EJJWJQJJW

Arlo: You broke him.

Written: March 11th 2022

Publish/ finished: April 19th 2022

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