The Emperors New Groove: And New Heart (Kuzco x Female Reader)

I Won't Marry You

3rd Person P.O.V
In the jungle a llama sits hunched over, sad. Suddenly thunder rumbles and lighting strikes, scaring him. Then ran falls, pouring down. The llama starts whimpering. "Wee-be-be-bee."

He then gets up and walk over to a tree, trying take shelter. "Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh? Well, you'll never believe this, but that llama you're looking at was once a human being. And not just any human being. That guy was an emperor. A rich, poweful ball of charisma."

The leaf caverns in from the rain water and falls onto the emperor llama. "Oh, yeah! This is his story." The llama starts crying. "Well, actually my story. That's right. I'm that llama."

The llama goes back to his original spot and lays down. "The name is Kuzco... Emperor Kuzco. I was the world's nicest guy, and they ruined my life for no reason. Oh, is that hard to believe? Look, I tell you what. You go back always... you know, before I was a llama, and this will all make sense."

Cut to a baby Kuzco playing with his toy. "All right, now see, that's a little too far back. Oh, ho! Look at me! That's me as a baby." Baby Kuzco hugs his toy till the head pops off, making him cry. "WAAAH!" A bunch of hands hold put the the same toy for him. "Ahem! All right, let's move ahead."

Cut forward to Kuzco getting ready for the day. He puts on his crown and poses. "Oh, yeah." Servers rolls out carpet and throws down flowers in front of him as he walks. "There are despots and dictators. Political manipulators. There are blue bloods with the intellects of fleas."

When a wall blocks his path, instead of just turning and going through the nearest doorway. He snap his fingers and works appeared making him a new doorway to go through.

Once he's in his throne room he snap his fingers and a server picks him up in a golden chair and carry him up the stairs to drop him into his throne. "There are kings and catty tyrants who are so lacking in refinements. They'd be better suited swinging from the trees."

Kuzco cuts a red ribbon, place fake kisses on babies's heads, and shatter a champagne bottle on a ship, all with out even turning his head. "He was born and raised to rule, no one has ever been as cool, in a thousand years of aristocracy."

Kuzco then lays down in his chair as the Theme song guy sings. "An enigma and a mystery in Mesoamerican history, the quintessence of perfection that is he."

"Ok, this is the real me." Llama Kuzco is shown. "Not this." Then back to human Kuzco. "This." Next llama Kuzco. "Not this." Back to human. "Winner!" And back to llama. "Loser." Cut back to human Kuzco, and the palace. "Ok, see this palace? Everyone in it is at my command. Check this out."

Kuzco snap his fingers. "Butler." A butler tie an apron around his neck. He snap his fingers again. "Chef." A chef place a big meal in front of him. Kuzco smiles and snap his fingers again. "Theme song guy."

Theme song guy pops out of cake and keeps singing. "Oh, yeah! He's the sovereign lord of the nation, he's the hippest cat in creation. He's the alpha, the omega, A to Z."

Kuzco snaps fingers, he close his eyes, laying back, as servant girls feed him. "And this perfect world will spin, around his every little whim, 'cause this perfect world begins and ends with..."

Kuzco opens his eyes pointing to himself. "ME!" Kuzco then kicks open the doors and starts dancing. "What's his name? Kuzco! That's his name! Kuzco! He's the king of the world! Kuzco! Is he hip or what? Kuzco! Yeah!"

Kuzco then backs into Rudy, causing the song to stop. Kuzco turns around surpised then became annoyed When he saw it was Rudy. "GOW! You threw off my groove!"