The Emperors New Groove: And New Heart (Kuzco x Female Reader)

Demon Llama 

Kronk sings as he carries a giant sack out of the palace. "Cha cha cha cha." Kuzco narrates over his sining."Guess where I and Miss Hottie, are right now. Uh-huh. In the bag. Still think I'm the victim here? Watch. It gets better." Kronk hopes down the palace steps. "Hey! Ba-da ba-da ba-da-da."

"Ugh, he's doing his own theme music?" Kronk sees two guys coming and goes againat the wall holding a note. "Ba-da ba-da ba-da ba. Ba-da-ba." The two guys look at him then at each other as they wall by.

"Big, dumb, and tone deaf. I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this." Kronk reach a small bridge and throws the bag into the water below. "Huhh! Mission accomplished."

He leaves but comes back to see the stream leads to a waterfall. He looks unsure when his shoulder angel appeared on his left. "You're not just gonna let them go like that, are you?"

"My shoulder angel." Kronk said surpised, then his shoulder devil appeared. "Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks."

"Oh, come off it." Angel told him. "You come off it!" Devil told him. "You." Angle said back. "You." Devil also said back. "You." Angle said again.

"You infinity." Devil said leaving Angel lost for words. "Listen up, big guy. I got 3 good reasons why you should just walk away. Number one... Look at that guy! He's got that sissy stringy music thing."

"We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it." Angle told him gesturing to his harp. "Oh, right. That's a harp... and that's a dress." Devil said pointing to his clothes.

"Robe!" Angle said angry, devil hop off Kronk shoulder to stand on the bridge railing. "Reason number 2. Look what I can do. Ha ha ha!" Devil starts doing a hands stand, push up, with one hand.

"But...what does that have to do with anything?" Kronk asked him. "No, no. He's got a point." Angle told him. "Listen, you guys. You're sort of confusing me, so begone! Uh, or, uh, you know. However I get rid of you guys." Kronk told them. "That'll work." Devil said before he and Angle disappears.

Kronk decides to save them and grabs the bag just before it goes over the waterfall. The story cuts away more and more till it shows a chimp eating a bug. "Um, what's with the chimp and the bug? Can we get back to me?"

Back to Kronk he carries the bag, he starts to panic. "Oh, boy. Think, think, think. What to do, what to do? What do we do with the bodies?" Meanwhile Pacha just finished packing up his cart, and sighs. "What am I gonna tell the village?"

Kronk starts to head down some stairs. "Come on, Kronky. Come on, Kronky. OK. What do I do? What do I do?" He then steps on a cat's tail causing him to scream, and fall down the rest of the steps. "Back! Elbow! Shoulder! Unh!"

He also even drop the bag, right onto Pacha's cart just as he's leaving town. "Oh." Kronk tries to catch up to Pacha but the crowd block him off from Pacha. "Hey! Hey, you! Hey! Excuse me. Excuse me. Stop! Pardon me. Excuse me. Sorry about that. Comin' through. Hey, you with the cart!"

Just when Pacha got through the crowd, Pacha was gone. "Uh-oh. This is not good. Uhh. Hope that doesn't come back to haunt me." Kronk looks around scared.

"Mom, Mom! I think I'm still growing! Measure me again!" Tipo said jumping with excitement. "All right, Tipo. Stand still and let's see." Chicha told him, making the boy stop.

"Mom, you and I both know that it's impossible for him to have grown in the last 5 minutes." Chaca said, then look at her mother curious. "Isn't it?"