The Emperors New Groove: And New Heart (Kuzco x Female Reader)

Mudka's Meat

"So... about that hug?" I blushed a second. I should have known that Kuzco wasn't going to let me forget about the moment that happened earlier. I was actually surprised that it took him this long to bring it up.

The three of us had continued on our journey about an hour ago. "What about it?" I asked him. "Well, it just seem like your starting to care for me." He told me.

"In you're dreams, like I'm gonna start caring for you llama boy." I told him, looking away. "The hug says other wise." He said, I don't even have to look at him to know he has that smug look of his on his face.

"Don't read to much into it. That was a one time thing." I told him, trying to seem like I don't care. "Uh-huh." He sounded like he didn't believe me. "It was." I said look at him to show my serious face. "Keep telling yourself that, sweetie." Kuzco said walking ahead of me.

Who does he think he is? Like I'll start caring for the guy that force me into a marriage I don't want. He still doesn't even know my name does he?

Sure he was kinda cute looking as a human..... WHAT?! What the heck am I thinking?! This is Kuzco, the most selfish guy in the Empire! If I start to have feelings for him, then I deserve to be in an unhappy marriage.

Some time later, Pacha then had to start carrying Kuzco, says he had a low blood sugar. "Low blood sugar, huh?" Pacha asked him. "Yeah, it's a curse. Ha."

"Well, as soon as we get something to eat, you're walking the rest of the way." Pacha said as we walked toward a Diner. Pacha put Kuzco down and we walked up to a sign that says no llamas allowed.

Why just llamas though?

Kuzco, Pacha, and I glanced at each, we all seem to have the same idea. We disguised Kuzco as a woman using Pacha's poncho, then the three of us went in acting like a family. The waitress came over to take our orders. "Welcome to Mudka's Meat Hut, home of the mug of meat. What'll it be?"

Kuzco scooted next to me, and pitch my cheek. "Tell the nice lady what you want to eat, sweetheart. Isn't she adorable?" He said in a fake lady voice. I give a very force smile as I try to not to strangle Kuzco where he sat.

"We'll just have the three specials." Pacha told the waitress. "We're on a family vacation." He then explain, looking amused at the same time.

"Bless you for coming out in public. So that's three specials." The waitress said waiting off. "And an onion log." Kuzco said in his normal voice. I lightly jab Kuzco in his chest, making him let out a girly giggle. "To split." The waitress called out to the front counter. "Ordering! I need three heartburns and a deep fried doorstop on table twelve!"

The three of us waited a bit, before we all started laughing. "I can't believe that worked!" I said trying to calm down my laughter. "Okay, so I'll admit that this was a good idea " Pacha told Kuzco. "When will you learn that all of my ideas are good ones?"

"I believe that this was our idea. Your ideas consisted of going into the jungle, getting chased by jaguars, and lying to Pacha to take us back to the palace, which I'm still not on board with." I said, Kuzco smirked at me.

"Anything sounds bad with that attitude, and when are going to admit that you like me?" He asked, putting his llama elbow on a table, and his chin in his hoove.

"You're a llama dressed as a woman, why would I like you?" Asked him, Kuzco only smirk. "Why are you so against my llama figure? Besides I'm going to be back to my handsome self in now time! I know for sure you at least like my human side."

"What makes you think that?" I asked him. Kuzco only kept up his smug smirk, as he leans closer to me. "It's was what's written all over your face the day we met."