Kronk started off telling his story at Mudka's Meat, where the place exploded with cheese. He went back earlier that same day. Where he was on his morning delivery, with his own theme song girl aiming fir him.
See him walkin' down the street With a merry gleam in his eye He's loved by everyone in this town He's loved by this town To look at him now you'd never know He was once the kind of guy Who tried to bring an empire down An empire down He lost his groove, he lost his way When he fell in with a woman Who wanted to take over the world But then he did a full Said vamoose to the shady lady Now he'll teach your kid to talk like a squirrel
"Squeakity squeaken. Squeak, squeaken!"
And though he spreads such joy everywhere he goes Looks like this town's fly guy Will be the last to know There is nothing to prove Don't have to approve the way that you move Don't have to be smart or be rich or be smooth Don't have to make art that could hang in the Louvre If you just go with your heart Then you'll be true to your groove True to your groove You should be true to your grooveTrue to your groove You should be true to your groove True to your groove Yeah, you should be true to your Oh, you should be true to your groove
"So right about now you're probably wondering, 'Hey, where's that emperor guy and that girl he's that's supposed to be you?'" Kuzco said stopping the story to cut in. The camera then cuts to me and him in the Palance.
"Ha-ha! Wella, wella, boom baby! Emperor Kuzco and (Name) here, coming at you live from the palace." I wave to the camera standing next to Kuzco's throne where he sat.
"HAIL KUZCO!" The guards chant outside the palace. "No, please, don't grovel. I'd feel stupid. I'm not that kind of guy anymore. I'm nice now! Didn't you see the first movie?" He asked.
"Or for that matter read the fanfic of the first movie? You didn't just cut to this part did you?" I asked.
Kuzco put his hands together and had a dreaming look on his face. "Oh, l love that movie and fanfic, 'cause it's all about me." I glare at Kuzco making him clear his throat and chuckle nervously.
"But right now it's Kronk's turn to be in the limelight. Let me put this as simply as I can." He grabs the poster for the 2nd movie and drags it over for you guys to see it.
"This one's his movie." He then push it back. "Not my movie." He drags it back into frame. "His movie." Them push it back. "Not mine." He drag it into frame quickly. "His..." And as quickly push it back. "...not mine." He then drags it back for a second. "His." Before pushing it back. "Not mine. You got it? Even the little ones?" He asked looking down.
"I think they got it, babe." I told him. "You're not just saying that cause the arthur getting tried of typing this joke are you?" He asked me. "The title says Kronk's New Groove I think people would get that this is his story."
"Just checking. Ok." Kuzco lays in his chair his feet and upper body were resting on it's arm resters. He grab my hand and guide my to stand in front of him so he could pull me onto his lap.
"We'll be back to check on you later." He told you guys, as servants handed us a large popcorn to share and our own drinks. "Have some popcorn, a little sippy-sip of your sip stuff." Someone then holds a director's cone in front of Kuzco, as I take a sip from my drink.
"Places, please. Action!"
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The Emperors New Groove: And New Heart (Kuzco x Female Reader)
Fanfiction(Name) was a orphan for her whole life ever family that meet her turn her away. She soon got use to not being wanted you can imagine her response when in turns out the emperor wants her as his wife. I do not own the rights to The Emperor's New Groov...